"We filmed it in a dump" "Yeah its called Los Angeles. HA HA just kidding." (Billie and Mike about the Brainstew video)
"Can you play my guitar? No you can't play my guitar you f**king idiot.....Someone Hit Him!"
DJ: "I hate it when you have a band in and you ask em what kind of music they hate, and they're like, 'no we're like into everything'" Billie: "We hate everything" Mike: "Yeah we hate everything equally"
"Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don't have that, your kidding yourself and your listener"
"You think your life is tough? Try being a parent!"
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it"
"I'm an ass**** trying to be a nice guy"
"A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, just shut up. You're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?"
"Never run in the rain with your socks on"
"Im not going to say anything inspirational; Im just gonna f**king swear a lot"
"Punk rock's dead, and I f**king killed it"
"It was the closest thing to anarchy I've even seen in my life, and I didn't like it" (about the mudfight at Woodstock 94)
"I want to go home and just go for a long walk. And where I want to go, I have no idea"
"I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am now"
"I came out of the music scene where things are really liberated. I never worried about the way people are supposed to act, so maybe I am a little different. But I don't think I'm crazy. I do some crazy things, I admit that, and I'll probably do some more crazy things in the future, but people shouldnt't read too much into that"
"Well....someone come up here and tell a story.....since we're all so used to me changing my f**king strings!"
"I've never had a very high standard of living. Any money I've seen hasn't changed the way I do things at all. The only benefit is that I recently got married, and I can treat my wife the way she deserves to be treated"
"I sound like and Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman"
"Mistakes are a big part of our sound"
"I'm just the same idiot from Rodeo, CA that I was before Dookie came out. So if you see me in the street, come by and say hi. I guarantee you I'll say Hi back"
"I am NOT a good looking guy"
"Aw s**t! God damn! Aw s**t! Ah f**k! Ah f**king s**t f**k s**t f**k s**t f**k. Stick that up your ass FCC"
"Alternative? Alternative to what? This is as mainstream as it gets!"
"This next song is about speed, & if you're from the Bay Area, you know what speed is"
"The beauty of the punk thing is that everyone has their own interpretation- like the Bible"
"This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk. It's kind of in line with the s** thing, ya know, it's like you take a dooke & it kerplunks in the toilet"
"I think I have a bit of a problem right now. I drink every day and I use it as a crutch to relax me. I'm not abusive, I just think I drink a little too much sometimes"
"Who the f**k has email?"
"We've been through a lot to get here, but it's been fun"
"That's a big guy, much bigger then me. But I'm working on it"
"That's a fat dude man...it's like WHOA! WATCH OUT"
"Woodstock...to tell you the truth, it was the cloest thing to total chaos I've ever seen in my life. The audience took over everything"
"School is practice for the future and practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, so why practice?"
"Green Day is just like sex, when were good, were really good, and when were bad... were still pretty damn good"
"A lot of shows on that tour had to be canceled because the crowds got too big"
"Then all of a sudden we got introduced to punk music and it was the coolest f**kin' thing"
"It's like magic!"
"If you're wondering why I'm not wearing shoes.....it's cuz one fell out of the van yesterday......I'm not a f**king hippy!"
"We grew up in Berkeley, which is the fucking methamphetamine capital of California, so everybody was into that"
"You're just mad cuz your in the rain, well, f** you, I hope it rains so much you all get stuck"
"Hey, Bill, check it out, isn't this the wackiest thing you've ever heard?" (about Longview when Billie first wrote it)
"We used to go out and sell merchandise over our guitar case"
"I'm a hairless wonder"
"Tre is the second craziest son of a bitch to ever walk the planet"
"All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars"
"I told Billie, 'Let's just take it as far as we can. Eventually we'll lose all the money and everything else, anyway. Let's just make sure we have one great big story at the end.' I think we will. In some ways we already do"
"Opinions are like ass*****, everybody has one"
"Looks like dookie from here"
"I think I broke my nose" (from MTV's Live From the Ten Spot when he hit himself with his guitar)
"If you wanted to hear music in our town, you had to play it"
"Dogs will take over the world, its a known fact"
"Stop throwing s** or I'll jump in there & beat your ass" (in San Diego yelling at Mark Hoppus of Blink 182)
"I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck"
"I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song"
"It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts"
"We keep our receipts, kids"
"I wanted to be like the guy from Duran Duran"
"We kick ass now. We've seen a million faces and we rocked them all"
"Mike is the craziest son of a bitch to walk the planet
"Im still completely out of hand, just more like a 12 year-old with responsability"
"We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam"
"I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful"
"It's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done"
"They should legalize pot! Do it! DO IT!"
"We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that"
Mike Dirnt Quotes
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