PARODIES

Welcome to a place where I take songs already created, use the music, then put my own words in. Kind of like my own "Lyrically Incorrect" (for those who watched MTV in '98), but even better. But you guys know what parodies are, right? Let's hope so. Just to warn you, if you are my friend, you might find yourself in one of these songs. I write about everyday life, and I use the songs to fit my situations. ---------------------------------------
The first was inspired by my cousin in Pennsylvania. Her guy friends all go "Free Ballin" every once in awhile, so I wrote about it!

"Free Ballin'" (parody to the tune of Tom Petty &the Heartbreaker's "Free Falling")

He's a good boy, loves his old cammies
Loves paintball and workin' on cars too
He's a good boy, crazy 'bout girlies
Loves people and bein' round them too

It's a long day livin' in Beaver County
There's a mountain next to the roadway
And rocks fall, killin all the people
Its a sad day, knowin them too

Chorus:
And I'm free, I'm free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, free ballin

All the teenagers drivin through small towns
Move slowly, cept in their cars
And I just want, a little relaxation
While the people are busy around me.....

And I'm free, I'm free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'
(free ballin repeated 8 times in background)

I wanna be free, and just sit here awhile
I wanna see the people and watch them drive by
I wanna free ball wearin just nothin'
Gonna leave my underwear off

And I'm free, I'm free ballin'
yeah free, free ballin
(repeat free ballin in background)

Yeah I'm free, free ballin
Oh! (repeating free ballin in the background)
Free, free ballin
yeah I'm free, free ballin

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This one was inspired by someone who could NOT drive a stick. This person gave up, so I'm making fun of them.

"Why Am I Driving Again" (parody to the tune of Blink 182's "Whats my age again")

I look around
I see her smiling face
I smile at her
Then I turn up the bass

I put the car in gear
forget to push the clutch
and then the car stalls out on me
and that's about the time I shout obscenities

nobody likes it when your just sixteen
and you still can't just drive a little car
It is just a damn stick shift
my friends say I should practice more

What's the clutch again
What's the clutch again

Then later on
when it started
I just pulled out
and then it stalled again
I said that I just quit
and then my date got out
She said get a cab right now
And that's about the time the car door slammed on me
Of course again I yelled obscenities
and I am sitting here, in the dark
and now that I am all alone
What the heck does the clutch do

What's the clutch again?
What's the clutch again?

And thats about the time I just took out the keys
Nobody likes it when you're just 16
And you can't even drive a stick shift now
especially when you're on a date
My friends say I should practice more

What's the clutch again?
What's the clutch again?

That's about the time that I got out of the car
No one should drive a stick, it's angering,
and no one should drive when they are mad
especially when they're cussing at
the stupid gay old freaking car

What's the clutch again?
What's the clutch again?

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This was inspired by a crush many moons ago. Seems it works with all crushes though.

"I Think I Like Him" (parody to the tune of "I Think She Likes Me" by the Moffatts)

I think I like him
and I know hes my friend
It's kind of frightning
cause it's too soon and could end
I think I like him
maybe this could even be love

Should I just sit here
and let my dreams go and pout
or should I tell him
and let my secret come out
I think I like him
maybe this could even be love

When I saw him
my heart began to pound
I've seemed to see him just about
a thousand times

I can't admit
that I really like him now
and can't believe that this is even
happening to me

I think I like him
I think he might be the one
and more than likely
the best is soon yet to come
I think I like him
maybe this could even be love

When I saw him
my heart began to pound
I've seemed to see him just about
a thousand times

I can't admit
that I really like him now
and can't believe that this is even
happening to me

I think I like him
and I know he's my friend
It's kind of frightning
It's too soon and could end
I think I like him
maybe this could even be love

It might be love
(I think I like him)
I think that I might like him
(I think I like him)
oh and I hope it's love
(I think I like him)

I think I like him
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