When we put this site together, we did not realize how inane it would be. If you wish to see more photos of certain compromising 'situations', send us e-mail and we'll see what we can do (no promises). Also e-mail if know who the hell took some of these photos. I don't blame you if you'd rather be anonymous! Obviously we missed covering up some innocent folks' identities, but we tried (sorta). Our apologies to slow users for how long some pages take to load. Our apologies to both our fans for how long we stayed together as a musical aggregation.

	"Wear The Backwards Pig-Hoofs!"
Todd Plans His Exit.	Enrico "Robinson" Caruso	Madden Teaches And Alienates
Todd & Madden,Metalworks	Madden & A "Baldie"	The Multi-talented SWL
Sick Kids'Hospital Telethon	Meeting Rosie Perez Look-alike	Mouthguard
"I Do Believe It Is You Sir,Who Is The Asshole!"	Nick Gets His CumUppance	We Played Such Places!
I Hope We Didn't Play Such Places!	Strange Bedfellows	Nick Auditions For Sunshine Boy Photographer
HeMan vs. Skeletor	Product Support!	I Found The LP Years Later In Those Bins Behind Doug!
"We're NOT Getting Paid For This Appearance?"	Store Manager Jim	Karen DeBoeck,Calgary
"I Don't See Any Fans..."	Nick Writes Todd Pilon's Name	Steve Writes Nick Brewerton's Name
Label Rep,Karen,Crew,Simone & Cake	In A Reflective Mood	The Therapeutic East Coast Air, There Bye.
Steve's Co-ordinated; He's A Drummer!	Madden Demands More In-Flight Donuts	Still Practising...
Thrilled To Play With Jim Dandy,Rock'n'Roll Heaven	Jim Dandy's Crew & Hangers-on!	Jan Melanson & SuperDiva John Scallon
Melancholy Mood	Metal Collie Mood	Rhodes Scholar
"Army Ant With Wolf's Teeth!"
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