Hi! I'm poor and destitute now! Please send me some money! I only had me one acting gig back in 1987, and now that $5 is gone. Take a gander at my Internet Movie Database listing!
At one point I thought it might be fun to play something other than 4/4. I got involved with a band called CHRONIC HARMONIC, and after some of us jumped ship, we formed ANGRY SHOPPERS. Note the "$0.00" earned at MP3.com. How appropriate!
I forgot to mention, for the benefit of some of the more rabid metalheads, that I also played drums for RAPID TEARS during a benefit show they played. I'm available right now for any benefit shows that might be staged for the WTC victims, by the way.
Until a certain mishap occured, I spent a couple of years toiling in the band PENNYBLACK. Poor Freddy Duvall, that deadpanned drummer! He was pulled in at the last minute to save the day, much to his chagrin. Thanks to Budweiser Lite, I believe I am now back in the band. Don't ask....it's a long story! I'm gonna get me some BIG drums, though!
