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1. No, I already eat too much junk food.
2. No, what do I look like? A hippie?
3. Top three answers on the board, survey says…..NO!
4. No thanks; I’m into reality.
5. Got a pen? Write this down…. NO!
6. No, not now. Ask me again in a billion years.
7. Right now is not good. How’s never.
8. Two words: N.O.
9. No, the weather just isn’t right for it.
10. No, I never smoke on days that end in Y.
11. No, weed’s a bit too twentieth centuries for me.
12. Haven’t you seen the fried egg in those ads?
13. Look at the time. Gotta go.
14. No, we might all end up on one of those cop shows.
15. I’ll pass.
16. No way but it away.
17. Are you crazy?
18. Sorry, I got stuff to do.
19. Not today, not tomorrow. How about never.
20. Nah, I have plans today.
21. See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya.
22. No can do.
23. Nope. Smell ya later.
24. No, I’m allergic.
25. No, but if you have any chocolate….
26. I’ve got to get home and walk the dog.
27. No, I only smoke sausage.
28. No, I don’t know where that stuff’s been.
29. No, grass is for mowing.
30. No, I don’t have any money left for potato chips.
31. Nah, I hate anything green.
32. No, that’s cruelty toward plants.
33. No, I might wind up in one of those ads.
34. I don’t have time for drugs.
35. I don’t do the pot thing.
36. Don’t want your life.
37. Sorry I’m on a drug-free diet.
38. Uhhh…. Let me think….. NO.
39. Not now. Maybe in the next millennium.
40. You must be mistaking me for an idiot.
41. I don’t think so.
42. Poof! Be gone.
43. Id rather eat my mothers Mystery casserole.
44. No, it’s not my style.
45. No. And get a life while you’re at it.
46. I’m on my way to the mall.
47. Id you just ask me if I wanted to do drugs? I didn’t think so.
48. No, I don’t talk to strangers, stranger.
49. I don’t want to have “pot” breath.
50. No, weeds are for whacking.
51. No, I’m already weird enough.
52. What does this look like? Woodstock?
53. I prefer my brown eyes to your red ones.
54. My parents did and look at them now.
55. No, it will violate my parole.
56. What part of “no” don’t you understand?
57. Ill say it slowly “nnnnnoooooo.”
58. How do they say “no” on your planet?
59. No, I have a very busy schedule.
60. No, no, a thousand times no.
61. No offense, but no.
62. Gee thanks but I’m high on life. (Can also be used with god)
63. No, someone might see us.
64. No, get it? Got it? Good.
65. No, my imagination is good enough already.
66. No thanks, I already feel paranoid.
67. No, I might forget my locker combination.
68. No way, I might be tempted to eat school food.
69. No, if I want to look stupid ill become a mime.
70. Let’s not go there.
71. No, you might be an undercover cop.
72. No, I got places to go, and people so see. (Also can be done with places to see and people to do)
73. No, in fact, never.
74. Not tonight, I have a headache.
75. No, I like my brain the way it is.
76. No thanks; I might get kicked off the math team.
77. No and that is my final answer.