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This page contains both fun and Serious items. Shortly, Furious items.
Dedicated to Doug-Adams and Makku.
This page is intended for fun purpose only. Some things may not make sense at all. Some others may make lottsa sense. Last Updated: 1 January 2003. Happy New Year 2003 to all of u !
Here are Some of the best Jokes that I had recieved by e-mail. Some r Only for 18+. Most of them were forwarded by my colleague C.R.Narain.
When does God get angry :
When a young lady bcomes pregnant before marriage and her old mother says "Hey God! What have you done?".
Santa Banta.... Balle balle...
Santa and Banta Singh were in Paris where they made friends with a French guy named Jean Paul.They used to go all over Paris with him when suddenly one day Jean Paul disappeared. Santa and Banta went to the police and lodged a complaint.
The police asked Santa/Banta if they could give some vital clues about Jean Paul that would make finding him easier.
Santa : "Jean Paul was handsome and tall"
Police : "All Frenchmen are like that... give us something specific"
Banta : "Jean Paul had blue eyes and was very fair"
Police : "All Frenchmen have blue eyes and they are fair,tell us something specific"
Santa and Banta together now.... " Oh yes. now we remember, Jean Paul had two holes in his ass !!!"
Policeman gets really interested now. " Now that's something very specific-but tell me , how do you know this ?? Did you guys see it."
Santa & Banta ... " No we didn't see the holes, but wherever we went with Jean Paul, everyone used to say, here comes Jean Paul with the TWO ass-holes."
Joke #1
Atal Bihari goes to see a poor man and says, "I want to arrange a marriage for your son."
The poor man replies, "I never interfere in my son's life."
Atal responds, "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
"Well, in that case..."
Next Atal approaches Ambani. "I have a husband for your daughter."
"But my daughter is too young to marry."
"But this young man is already a vice president of the World Bank."
"Ah, in that case..."
Finally Atal goes to see the president of the World Bank. "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice president."
"But I already have more vice presidents than I need."
Atal: "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
"Ah, in that case....."
Net Joke #2 -- Wah ! Kya Doubt hai !!!
In some remote village of india, one masterji is teaching the mahabharat katha to a class. he is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it. so let him continue instead of me...
Masterji : to bachcho, so kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is goin to kill him. he was furious. he ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.
first son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning
second one is born n kansa thorws him off the mountain peak third one is born..
now Ramu who is smartest of the lot puts up his hand
masterji (sounding nervous n confused) : Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt in mahabharata n how come u have one?
Ramu Beta : masterji, if kansa knew that devaki's 8th child was goin to kill him, why the hell did he put vasudev and devaki in the same cell??
18+ Joke..
A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store / livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. The
owner said,
"Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one
hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other
hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went. But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
Nice one.. Only for gents.
A man visits his doctor. "I think I have a problem, doc," said the patient.
"One of my balls has turned blue." The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the
patient would die if they didn`t have his testicle
removed.
"Are you crazy?!" exclaimed the patient, "How could
I let you do such a thing to me?"
"Do you want to die?", asked the doctor
rhetorically, and the patient had
to agree to have his testicle removed.
But two weeks after the operation, he came back.
"Doc, I don`t know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue too."
Again, the doctor told him that if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off too. And
again, the man was very reluctant.
"Hey, do you want to die?", asked the doc, and the
patient had to agree to the operation.
But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he
returned to the doctor.
"I think something is very wrong with me. My penis
is now completely blue." After briefly examining the patient once again, the doc gives him the bad
news. If he wants to live, his penis has to go.
Of course, he did not want to hear about it. "You
really want to die?", asked the doctor.
"But... how do I pee?"
"We`ll install an plastic pipe, and there will be no
problem."
So, the penis is removed and a while after the
operation, the unfortunate man again returns the doctor`s office. He is very angry.
"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue."
"What?"
"Can you tell me what a hell is happening?"
So, the doctor examined the patient more carefully
this time, and says, "Hmmmm, I think the jeans is loosing colour......"
Really Coooool..
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers, "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says, "An English girl!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you".
"And, what happened to my present?".
"Which present?"
"What I asked for....the English girl?
"Oh, that? Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl!!!"
Vow Genie !!! 18+
A couple is golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband says, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows - it'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife tees up and promptly shanks it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringes and says, "I told you to watch out for the houses! Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."
They walk up and knock, and a voice says, "Come in." When they open the door, they see glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.
A man on the couch says, "Are you the people who broke my window?" "Uh, yeah," the husband says. "Sorry about that."
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"OK, great!" the husband says. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem - it's the least I could do".
And you, what do you want?" the genie says, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world," she says. "Consider it to be done." "And what's your wish, Genie?" the husband asks.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looks at the wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess it's OK with me if it's OK with you."
So the genie takes the wife upstairs and ravishes her for two hours.
Afterward, he rolls over, looks at the wife, and says,
"How old is your husband, anyway?"
"35. Why?"
"And he still believes in genies?"
Little Johnny :-) 18+, ofcourse
Little Jonny was walking in the woods one day with his dad. On the way down the path, Jonny saw a fruitfly and he squashed it against a tree.
His father told him, 'You killed a fruitfly so now
you can't have fruit for a week.'
So they kept walking, and as the day went on,
Jonny saw a butterfly. He tried to catch the
butterfly and accidently killed it.
His father said, 'You killed a butterfly so now
you can't have butter for a week.'
So after a while they got tired and decided to go
home. They walked into the kitchen and Jonny's
mom said,
'There was a nasty cockroach running around here, but
since you were gone I had to kill it!'
Little Jonny said, 'Dad, Will you tell her or should I?
engilis is a phunny language !
The Prime Minister of Canada, Jean Chretien, is making an official state visit to Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. All the locals are quite excited to have the Prime Minister come to their town for the first time ever, and they've prepared quite a welcome for him.
When he steps off of the plane, everyone is quite taken aback to see the P.M., while dressed otherwise quite normally, looking especially resplendent in a magnificent fox hat-like a Daniel Boone coonskin, only made of fox.
The cameras are clicking away as he steps off the plane. After the official greetings are over, and the mayor of Moose Jaw has a private moment with the P.M. away from the cameras and onlookers, he finally unleashes his curiosity.
"Excuse me, Mr. Prime Minister, but I must ask. I have never seen you wearing this magnificent fox hat before, and I wonder why you chose to wear it to our humble town?"
The P.M. replies: "Well, monsieur mayor, eh, 'dat is quite simple, you see. When I was leaving da 'ouse dis morning, I said to my wife, 'Aline,' I said, 'Aline, I am going to Moose Jaw for dah firs' time today! Do you thank I should wear uh anythang speshal in honour of dis anaugural visit?'
And Aline, my wife, she said to me 'Moose Jaw? Where da fock's 'at?'"
Read the last para again carefully if u dint understand.
Good one.. 18+
A Man Is Almost About To Die
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman
either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
Joke on Indian Software firms..
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk. They were old buddies from engg college,and they were together for a college reunion.. For no apparent reason, they went into a zoo and passed a monkey. Being in the same business and from the same college, there was a little bit of a peer competition going on between themselves - they couldn't resist testing themselves against each other - especially the Infosys guy.
Said he to the others: "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?". Why not, said the other two.
The Infoscion said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm".
By mutual agreement, the Infoscion took the first turn.
Being a pure logical strategist, the Infoscion tried to make the monkey laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.
As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures...no good, the monkey stayed put...
Now, comes the TCSer... being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into
the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him.
The other two were astonished. How did this TCS guy manage to beat them? No way they were going to accept defeat so easily. So the Wipro guy said
"OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry !!" So there they went again, applying the same methods as before.
The Infosys guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failed again...
Then, the TCSer again whispered something into the
monkey's ear and lo! It started crying, patting the TCSer's shoulder! The other two just could not believe thier eyes! So the Infoscion said "OK, you've won
twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run."
And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey - still no go.
So...here comes our TCS guy, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The monkey just takes off! It runs
and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death!
The other two surrendered. Said they: "OK, we give up. You're the best among us, and you work for the best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him.
"Well", said the TCSer, "The first time I made it laugh, I told it I work for TCS.
The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid...so it started crying.
And then I told him that I was here for recruitment!!!"
HORRORscope
Aquarius (Jan 23-Feb 22):
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.
Pisces (Feb 23- Mar 22):
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22):
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
Taurus (April 23- May 22):
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.
Gemini (May 23- June 22):
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incet.
Cancer (June 23- July 22):
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22):
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving muthafukas and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22):
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22):
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22):
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (Nov 23- Dec 22):
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
Capricorn (Dec 23- Jan 22):
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
Sardar's new avtar -- poet !
Sardar's Poetic Nature
Sardarji is at a feast arranged by the Queen of England. One of the dignitaries present requests the Queen, "Pass the Wine you Devine !".
Sardarji thinks to himself - "How poetic !". Sardar also wants to say a rhyming sentence. He tells the British ambassador sitting next to him, "Pass the custard you bastard".
Kadi from Varada -- Good one!
"Whats the similarity between 4 and a chess board" ??
"Both of them are squares"
Leadership filosofy
Leadership Poilosophy.
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea
with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right
questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: "Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks,
"Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. Helms immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators,and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but
nobody can come up with an answer.
Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot."
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."
Have you ever sat on the rotating revolver ??
Yes, I have. When I was young, I used sit on earth
and play with my friends.
An Unbeatable Sardar Joke.
Sardarji to his Girl Friend: Come home tomorrow. None will be there in my house.
His Girl friend comes to his home the next day and finds no one there.
How 2 Kill a Lion -- Joke on Indian personalities. Others can also enjoy..
Newton's method. (third law)
Let the lion to kill you, then obviously the lion will die itself
NarasimmaRao method -
why kill....leave the lion as it is.... after sometime it will die by aging.
Rajnikanth method -
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. the lion will live in fear and die soon in
fear.
Kamal method -
go near the lion and cry like anything.... lion will
die of sorrow !
Jayalalitha method - Just kill it !
Manirathnam method -
Make sure the lion does not get sun light. Keep
murmering something in its ears. the lion wil l be
highly irritated and commit suicide.
Balachandar Method -
send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness
will fall in love with each other. Now send another lioness into the forest, followed by a lion.
First lion loves the third lioness and and the second lion loves the 4th lioness, but 4th lioness loves both lions. now send another lioness in to the forest.
u dont understand.(just like his film "paarthaale paravasam") right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then
also u won't!
Barathiraja Method -
killing the lion.. damn it.... En iniya gramathu singangale !
Are you sad ??
Dont worry my friend. There are proven ways for increasing your happiness. Well, you should be pretty surprised on seeing a theory for happiness. Dont be skeptic. It works and has been proven to be veryeffective by opticians. Well here it is: "First be little happy for no specific reason. This might be difficult. But you can if you want to get rid of ur sadness. Now feel happy that you are feeling little happy. Now you are feeling more happy. Now feel little happy that you are feeling more happy OR feel more happy that you are feeling little more happy. And So on, until your required level of happiness." The theory can be proved easily by induction. For the mathematically uninclined mind, the theory can be proved by the following analogy: "For every integer X there exists another integer X+1. However it also works well when X is a real-number, imaginary number, bar club member, homo-sapiens, and even happiness."
Here are a few extracts from the
fortune program.
1.The Worst Musical Trio
There are few bad musicians who have a chance to give a recital at a famous concert hall while still learning the rudiments of their instrument. This happened about thirty years ago to the son of a Rumanian gentleman who was owed a personal favour by Georges Enesco, the celebrated violinist. Enesco agreed to give lessons to the son who was quite
unhampered by great musical talent.
Three years later the boy's father insisted that he give a public concert. "His aunt said that nobody plays the violin better than he does.
A cousin heard him the other day and screamed with enthusiasm." Although Enesco feared the consequences, he arranged a recital at the Salle Gaveau in Paris. However, nobody bought a ticket since the soloist was unknown. "Then you must accompany him on the piano," said the boy's father,"and it will be a sell out."
Reluctantly, Enesco agreed and it was. On the night an excited audience gathered. Before the concert began Enesco became nervous and asked for someone to turn his pages.
In the audience was Alfred Cortot, the brilliant pianist, who volunteered and made his way to the stage. The soloist was of uniformly low standard and next morning the music critic of Le Figaro wrote: "There was a strange concert at the Salle
Gaveau last night. The man whom we adore when he plays the violin played the piano. Another whom we adore when he plays the piano turned the pages.
But the man who should have turned the pages played the violin."
-- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"
2.Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year -- in either direction.
3. The early bird gets the worm.
The early worm ... gets eaten.
4. Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard
5. Wonder is the feeling of a philosopher, and philosophy begins in wonder.
-- Socrates, quoting Plato
[Huh? That's like Johnson quoting Boswell]
6. It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was just a jest and applauded.
He repeated his warning, they shouted even louder. So I think the world will come to an end amid general applause from all the wits, who believe
that it is a joke.
7. No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!
-- Sherlock Holmes
8. The good time is approaching,The season is at hand.
When the merry click of the two-base lick Will be heard throughout the land. The frost still lingers on the earth, and Budless are the trees. But the merry ring of the voice of spring Is borne upon the breeze.
-- Ode to Opening Day, "The Sporting News", 1886
9. Ignorance is when you don't know anything and somebody finds it out.
10. Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
-- Ernest Haskins
11. Slick's Three Laws of the Universe:
(1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
(3) There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.
12. Put a rogue in the limelight and he will act like an honest man.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte, "Maxims"
13. Death before dishonor. But neither before breakfast.
14. Joshu: What is the true Way?
Nansen: Every way is the true Way.
J: Can I study it?
N: The more you study, the further from the Way.
J: If I don't study it, how can I know it?
N: The Way does not belong to things seen: nor to things unseen.It does not belong to things known: nor to things unknown. Do not seek it, study it, or name it. To find yourself on it, open yourself as wide as the sky.
15. And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports on it, you know they are just evil lies." (By Linus Torvalds, Linus.Torvalds@cs.helsinki.fi)
16. Thus spake the master programmer:
"Let the programmers be many and the managers few -- then all will
be productive."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
17. And the crowd was stilled. One elderly man, wondering at the sudden silence, turned to the Child and asked him to repeat what he had said. Wide-eyed,
the Child raised his voice and said once again, "Why, the Emperor has no clothes! He is naked!"
-- "The Emperor's New Clothes"
Important Dates (Numerical Dates) in My Life.
Schooling I did my schooling in Jawahar school in Neyveli. I used to be a bright, innocent, BayanthanGolli (tamil word meaning "full of fear", "fearful" has dubious usage) student in school. School time crushes (right from 9th std) were great, cool, luvable and what not !! :-)
I am totally out of touch with my school friends. (There were not many of them.) If you are any1 of them then please get in touch with me. (if you wish, ofcourse).
6th September 1979 The fateful day when god sent me to earth for stealing chocolates. (Actually I was punished for stealing chocolates. Dont interpret it as "I have come to earth for stealing chocolates") As I swam across the cosmos, I chose INDIA to take birth, because INDIA is a six letter word. If you find INDIA to be a five letter word then I am lying. I took birth in Pondicherry on a Lunar Eclipse. Thats one of the reasons why I hate moon.(and also moon-moon sen who was a Hindi actress.) With lot of patience, I managed to grow up without eating chocolates and I am 22 now (virgin). Even though I have never tasted chocolates, My teeth never look white, which is of great worry to me. Recently I have been baffled by a HorrorScope saying "Virgos fall asleep while fucking".However some virgos maintain that they keep on fucking untill they get sleep. (Courtesy: YOGI from REC Warrangal) If u know which is correct please do send a mail. (Married Virgos may want to assist me in this. dentists may help to make my teeth whiter).
Somwhere around June 1997: I managed to clear IIT entrance. (Ranked 2332 out of the 69,000 people, 2nd attempt). This may not look like a big deal for many. But yes, It is a big deal for me. I
did not get proper direction during that time. (Lame excuse ??) However I am proud to say that my cousin did it in 2001. His ranking was 1167, I guess.
15 October 2000
May 20 of any year Maharajapuram Santhanam's birthday. Listen to his "AlaiPaayudhe" once. You will b definitely enthralled !
1 April 2002 My GATE score: 99.64 percentile. Ranked 67 out of 19237 people who took the exam. (This is not an April fool joke. It is Reality)
June 13 2002 I goofed up iisc interview for M.Sc engg.
About Zaphod BeebleBrox He is one of the amusing characters of "Hitch Hiker's Guide to Galaxy". You should also know whom he is.
Oh well ! Here it goes: Long Long Ago, So long ago, So so long ago such that none can tell how long ago, So so so long long ago (Ok, let us stop here..), there lived a man without ego. He was called BeebleBrox because he demanded that his name should contain 3 B's and 3 E's and should end with OX. This was because he loved OXes very much. He loved foxes also. but since foxes ate oxes, his luv for foxes gradually faded away. So people called him like that. However he never liked the extra "L" and "R" in his name. Since he was without ego he would never resist when people called him as "BeebleBrox". Taking it as an advantage some of his friends (and many of his foes)used to call him "FeebleBrox" and yet some others called him as "FeebleFox". Only 6 people in his galaxy knew that he was actually not as feeble as he seemed. But poor beeble was not one among the six. However Since "B" came earlier in the alphabets than "F", BeebleBrox remained. More importantly, Since (6*6)+6 = 42, he is considered as the creator of the universe.
Great Quotes from Makku. "At times in life, when you cry, there may b none to console you. At times when you are so happy, there may b none to share ur joy. At times of great achievements there may b none to appreciate. But fart at least once a day."
A QUOTE.
TRUTH + POWER = You will rise like a TOWER
TRUTH + FEAR = You will live in TEAR
FALSE + POWER = You will FLOWER but only to FLOUNDER.
FALSE + FEAR = FEVER.
TWO QUOTES FROM ARUN " "
Mohan's Most Famous Quote In life, almost all things are simple except certain things.
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