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Lyrics

All songs written by the what-nots except "Sanctuary".  It is a re-done praise song.
"The Elderly can be Irate When They Lose at Bingo"
The elderly can be irate when they don't win a prize and that's why I'm afraid of all these older guys. We were trying to be nice and help out all the blind but my guy didn't win and so he kicked my white behind. B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO 5 in a row 4 corners to win, my guy got the free space and nothing else filled in. He got really mad and threw an arm-less fit. I guess I'm not cut out for this aggressive bingo bit. THAT STUFF THAT WAS IN CAPS BEFORE. I shouldn't have hit him back I learned something that day... the nurses came dressed in white and toted me away. I was just trying to be nice and help out all the blind. But my guy didn't win and so he kicked my white behind. MORE OF THE CAPS LOCKED STUFF.
"My Mom Says I'm Cool."
Well I got one finger in my nose, and I don't clean between my toes, but that's O.K. cause my mom says I'm cool. Hygiene's not on top of my list, and I guess I have never been kissed, but that's O.K. cause my mom says I'm cool. (This is the chorus, watch closely) Where, do you go, when your self-esteem is low, you've been turned down, by every girl you know. You go and ask your mom, cause moms think you do nothing wrong. Don't ask, just play along... now go and ask your mom. Well I'm always decked out in plaid, don't keep up with the latest fads, but that's O.K. cause my mom says I'm cool. Thick framed glasses and electrical tape. That speech impediment I just can't break, but that's O.K. cause my mom says I'm cool. CHORUS I get straight A's in Calculus, but I'll never get that A plus. It's O.K. cause my mom says I'm cool. I've got no muscles on my bones and never heard of muscle tone, but that's O.K. cause my mom says I'm cool. CHORUS.
"Sanctuary"
. Lord prepare me to be a sanctuary, pure and holy, tried and true. With thanksgiving, I'll be a living sanctuary, for you. (lots of times).
"Calvary"
I made the decision at 7 years old, and your living a lie is what I've been told, but I don't care it doesn't get to me, I just let my life be a calvary. lord of lord show your love through me and let my life be a calvary for you, in all that I do. ill be a living sacrifice for you, let your word show me what to do. never or afraid or ashamed will I be, ill just let my life be a calvary. chorus. if I'm hated or persecuted in my life, I don't care cause he's by my side, I know his kingdom someday ill see, so ill let my life be a calvary. chorus.
"Super Duper Punk"
He's not sugar and spice or anything nice, this kids not even clean, not the kind of guy that you take to your mom, cause man this kid is mean. he's got six inch spikes on top of his head and he'll spit at you and cuss. don't tell him that punk is dead cause he will raise a fuss. he's a super duper punk, such a super duper punk, just a super duper punk, so you'd better get out of his way. he'll call you a poser if he doesn't like your clothes, beat you up if you are weak, punch you in the face and break your nose, insult your mom if you are meek. he's hardcore, he does his drugs, gets drunk and passes out, he thinks he's punk he thinks he's rad but we know what he's about. Chorus(chorus) its a shame he's so insecure, crawls back in his bottle at night. When he's not acting tough and punk, anything gives him a fright. poor kids like him need Jesus. all these kids out on the street, the responsibility comes to us, to get him on his feet. chorus
"Our Songs are Kind of Boring."
we use the same chords in every song, just so Aaron can play along, he only knows power chords but just two notes no less no more. our songs are kind of boring and they will leave you snoring but you should listen anyway, cause we've got a lot to say. we have a tendency to repeat ourselves cause Sam cant write lyrics that well, well yea he can kick and scream but lets face it Sam just cant sing chorus. Ryan always tunes into drop d, abandons punk for creed, likes to wear his trendy clothes has a habit to pick his nose. chorus. Josh is kind of fond of Sam club, in fact that's where he got his drums, listen to him play and you'll get a treat cause in every song he uses the same beat. chorus. Chorus
"A Riot Grrrl Broke My Nose."
I was walking down the street when I saw a girl with boots on her feet, said hey baby how it goes and then she punched me in the nose, I should have known when I saw her Joan Jett shirt, you mess with this girl and you're gonna get hurt, I used a classic line their all the same, but she caught on, and now I'm in pain. CHORUS: a riot grrrl broke my nose, not really but I wrote a song about it and this is how it goes. you jerk you pig who do you think you are, respect me for me or you wont get far, you want me for my body, respect me for my mind, I was just trying to say hi, you said how it goes, well I think you were over reacting, when you broke my nose. chorus. you pig, you swine, your ways have been left behind, you pig, you swine, your ways have been left behind. I thought id be nice and hold open the door, she said she was insulted and then hit me once more, you just cant win with these feminist babes cause no matter what you do, you're in for pain. Chorus 2x.
"Original Conformist."
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. you hear what im sayin but you don't understand, why im such a worried little man. Our country's boring, got no diversity, bout as rad as a forest with all the same tree. Chorus:Im not happy to be like you im only happy when I can be something new I don't want to be like everyone cause being different's a lot more fun like standard issue they're all the same why be like them go against the grain. about as bland as water and bread if I was them or nothing I wouldn't be fed. Chorus: they laugh at my intellect "Haha you have a brain" "to bad you let yours go down the drain". they cant make decisions or think for themselves so they copy everyone else if resistance is futile ill be assimilated but that doesn't mean im not gonna hate it. I sit and wonder and it makes me sad to think about the times I would've had. I don't want to be happy to be like you but I guess its gonna have to do. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
"The Easter Bunny Song."
I'm immature, and i know, but i dont really care.(4x)I still think farting is funny. I still ask my parents for money. In my land of milk in honey there is still an EASTER BUNNY. I could go to a field of flowers and be entertained for over an hour. On most days i dont take a shower. Body odor is my special power. chorus. bridge. I waste my life in front of the T.V. I only stop when I have to go pee. when something good's on, dont bother me. Ask me later and then we'll see. chorus. outro.