Merry Little Land of Sarcasm and Cynicism

When I was young I knew everything
and she a punk who rarely ever took advice
now i'm guilt stricken, sobbing with my head on the floor
stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice

I can't be held responsible
cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
she fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
what made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise
for the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
we were merely freshmen

My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
his girl took a week's worth of valium and slept
now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the floor
thinks about her now and how he never really wept he says

We've tried to wash our hands of all of this
we never talk of our lacking relationships
and how we're guilt stricken sobbing with our heads on the floor
we fell through the ice when we tried not to slip, we'd say


Stolen from here
Thanks brit haha

ESSENTIALS

Name: laura
Nicknames: lore
Current SN's: jcsgirlnnc
B-day: june 8
Zodiac Sign: gemini
Siblings: 1 bro
City/State: Charlotte, nc
Future Location: Probably anywhere
Collections: cds
Goals/Ambitions: go to Duke Uni and become a director
Hobbies: golf, writing
Lefty/Righty/Ambi: righty
School/Job: nrms

FAVORITES

4 Letter Word: bean
Actor/Actress: Jim Carrey and Jeff Corwin (Hot)
Animal/Insect: dog
Athletes: tiger woods
Board Game: shoots and ladders
Book: tuesdays with morry
Candy: jelly beans
Cartoon: simpsons
Cereal: granola
Chewing Gum: polar ice
Color: yellow
Day of Week: friday and "a" days
Least fave day: Monday
Drink (Alcoholic): ANYTHING
Drink (Nonalcoholic): koolaid
Fabric: cotton
Food: potatoes with some cheese on them
Fruit: bananas
Holiday: my bday
Hour of Day: afternoon
Ice Cream: vanilla
Item of Clothing/Outfit: torn up jeans
Jell-O Flavor: fruit punch
Music: alternative rock
Music Video: limp bizkit "mission I2" unrealeased
Number: 69
Perfume/Cologne: curve
Place/Town: charlotte i guess
Quote/Saying: hayleys sayin
Restaurant: herbies
School Subject: gym
Shampoo: tresumme or something
Shapes: circle
Song: anything by angie aparo or tantric
Sport to Play: Golf
Sport to Watch:anything duke
Sports Team: Duke
Toothpaste: rembrant
TV Channel: animal planet when that HOT jeff corwin comes on!!! DAMN!!!
TV Show: simpsons
Least fav TV show: educational
vegetable: green beans
video game: proskater

ONLINE STUFF

What U hate about AOL: everything
What U like about AOL: nothing
If you could terminate someone's AOL, who would it be? no one would have aol 'cept me

ODDITIES

Habits: biting my lips, chewing ice
Piercing: lots
Special Skills/Talents: i guess im kinda smart or something
Tattoos: nope

WHICH IS BETTER?

Slow/Fast songs at dances: fast
Coke/Pepsi: coke.. cocaine
Day/Night: night
monds/Pearls: diamonds !!!
Disney/Warner Bros(store): neither
Flowers/Candy/Poem: all!
gold/silver:silver
en Daaz/Ben&Jerry's: i dont really eat ice cream that much
Heaven/Hell: heaven of course
Land/Sea: sea
Love/Lust: both
McD's/Burger King: burger king (God is speaking thru my BK double whopper Alex!!!!)
Mountains/Prairies: mountains
Pie/Cake: cake
Smiling/Laughing: Laughing

FRIENDSHIP & LOVE

Best Love Relationship: I havent ever had a good relationship.. sadly... lol! Ive learned to suppress it jp :)
Current bf or gf /Crush: it will change prolly by the time i finish this survey
Do you believe in love at first sight?: "i beleive in lust at first site" - you go brit!amen!
Do you have a crush on a school mate/coworker?: prolly
Do you want children one day & if so, how many?:yea probably.. maybe 2
Love thing about the opposite sex: if your hot
Something that makes you jealous about the opposite sex: they are luckier in some ways
Least fave thing about the opposite sex: gayness..
Turn Offs: smelly or something
Turn Ons: smells good I'll die for a guy that smells like curve or hot bod.
Be a character from a movie: mulan. i wonder what being chinese would be like jp
Be any animal, what would you be?: dog
Dye your hair any color, it would be: black or auburn
Do 1 thing to someone you disliked, what would you do?: scrub their toothbrush on their toliet
Have a special power, what would it be?: to read minds
If you had a tattoo, what would it be?: playboy bunny (hey mom! it was coopers idea!!!)
Invent something what would it be?: duno
Kill someone, how would you do it?: haha
Cool ex: i dunno
Criminal Record: not yet
Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork?:fingers
Do you ever write your name with the last name of your crush?: not usually
Do you gossip?: sometimes
Do you save AOL conversations?: nope
Do you speak any other languages?: french
Have you ever been attacked by a big dog?: no
How do you eat an Oreo?: just eat it
If you couldn't do your dream job/career, what would be second best? actor
Last Book you read: the black cat for reading project
Name some of the fav. things in your bedroom: bed, tv, sterio
Pick a song title that best describes you: breakdown by tantric
The meaning of life is: dont waste it
Thing you hate about yourself the most: my tendency to not think before i act
Thing you like about yourself the most: when i do something good i guess
Things you look forward to: college and 21
This makes me cry: my family is far away
This makes me smile: the guys. they are awefully stupid






she falls apart

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