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Since 1st June 2001
Last Updated 11/08/2001

SHERIFF:
If your hedgehog's lost his nostrils
And his arms and kneecaps too
And all you've got is a piece of grot
You use to clean the loo
Don't cry your little eyes out
Just follow my advice
And do this collection of amusing things
And everything will turn out nice
Shove...Your hedgehog down your knickers
You can feel its little prickles
Stick an earwig in your armpit
And you'll feel how the beggar tickles
Sit in a bowl of maggots
It's a wibbly-wobbly jelly
Then swallow an eel
And you can feel it wriggling in your bell
If a soldier chops your nose off
Or you peel a hard-boiled egg
That's soft and runny and you feel all funny
When the yoke runs down your leg
If you eat a ferret sandwich
And the ferret eats your tongue
Then do this selection of amusing things
And everything will soon be fun
Shove a hedgehog down your knickers

Ta Alice