Father Bloopy
SHERIFF:
It's bloopy eve and the kids are in their beds
With anticipation buzzing round their heads
They've written out their bloopy list, hung out the bloopy stocking
And soon the man they love to love will get them all a-rockin'
ALL:
Father Bloo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-py!
Father Bloo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-py!
GARY:
Dry your eyes, don't look so droopy
GRAEME:
Everybody wants to be his groupie
ALL:
Super duper doopie - Father Bloopy!
PEASANT:
Where's he from?
SHERIFF:
He lives far away in Big Nose land
With a hundred big nose boys
They hammer away with their noses all day
To make all the bloopy toys
And in his stable he has got
Sixteen hippopotamuses
And he harnesses them to a silver sleigh
'Cause he doesn't like using busses
ALL:
Father Bloo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-py!
Father Bloo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-py!
GARY:
Let's be gay, let's make some whoopee
GRAEME:
Everybody wants to be his groupie
ALL:
Super duper doopie - Father Bloopy!
OTHER PEASANT:
What's he do?
SHERIFF:
He climbs right down your chimney stack
But if you haven't got one
He'll crawl out of a radiator valve
Unless it's a very hot one
Then his hippo’s will come, and smash down your door
And if you've been good he will thrill you
'Cause to good girls and boys he gives presents and toys
GARY:
But if you've been bad he will kill you
ALL:
Father Bloo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-py!
Father Bloo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-py!
GARY:
Nice as pie
GRAEME:
And cute as Snoopy
SHERIFF:
Everybody wants to be his groupie
ALL:
Super duper doopie - Father Bloopy!
Big as a mountain
Round as 2p
Super duper doopie - Father Bloopy!
Thanks to Alice
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