VILLAGERS: |
Help us! Won't you help us please?
We're begging you on bended knees
We try and we try and we try and we try...
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SNOOKER: |
But they're naked to the visible eye
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VILLAGERS: |
Naked to the visible eye
Naked to the visible eye
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BARRINGTON: |
They try and they try and they try and they try
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SNOOKER: |
But they're naked to the visible eye
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BARRINGTON: |
Ooh, the Sheriff
Is one of nature's biggest bullies
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VILLAGERS: |
Came to Worksop
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BARRINGTON: |
And ripped off all their winter woolies
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VILLAGERS: |
Naked to the visible eye
Naked to the visible eye
We try and we try and we try and we try
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SNOOKER: |
But they're naked to the visible eye
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BARRINGTON: |
Ooh, tell your sisters |
VILLAGERS: |
And your uncles and your aunties
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BARRINGTON: |
Ooh, that the Sheriff |
VILLAGERS: |
Came to town and picnched our panties
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BARRINGTON: |
Pinched their pants, he pinched their pants |
MEN: |
We are praying we are yearning
Want our vests and pants returning
Wanna see coming down the track
Our shirts and trousers coming back
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WOMEN: |
Undies, undies,
Give us back our undies
Undies, undies,
Give us back our undies
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HAYLEY: |
I want my anorak
You've got to give it back
I want my anorak
You've got to give it back
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BARRINGTON: |
Naked to the visible eye
Naked to the visible eye
Naked to the visible eye
Naked to the visible eye
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HAYLEY: |
It's got a detachable hood
And it makes me feel so good...
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ALL: |
Woah, yeah... |