| NETTLE: |
Bring flowers from the garden
Bring rose and poppy and bay
Bring daffodils and melodies
There's gonna be a wedding today...
Then spread the joyous news abroad
Dress each in fine array
Let the choir sing a merry caroling:
There's gonna be a wedding today!
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| CHOIR: |
(We're gonna) get on down
(We're gonna) jump around
(We're gonna) sing our blues away
Let the choir sing
Let the church bells ring
There's gonna be such a wedding today!
We're talking wedding cake
We're talking wedding presents
Like the avacado-
Coloured set of soup plates
From your Auntie Dawn
In Swanage not to mention
All those nylon sheets
That set your teeth on edge
And you forget they're nylon
And your toenails scratch them
Gonna be such a wedding today...
Oh yeah-eah!
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| The wedding ceremony begins and then
dissolves into a battle
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| CHOIR: |
Gonna be such a wedding
Gonna call off the wedding
Gonna wipe out the wedding
Gonna send home the bridesmaids
Gonna cancel the catering
And the choir won't
Receive a single penny
Though we've not stopped singing
For at least an hour
Which is such a rip-off
It's impossible
To earn a decent living
Singing proper music
Gonna have to sell out
Gonna go commercial...
Doobie doobie doobie
Doobie doobie doobie
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| NETTLE: |
For the Indian meal-of-a-lifetime
Try the Taj Mahal
Try the Taj in Nottingham high street
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| BARRINGTON: |
If there's a hole in your roof
And it's not waterproof
(Whatcha gonna do?)
Call Margaret the Thatcher.
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| MARGARET: |
Yeah! Come to me for a professional job...at rock
bottom prices.
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| CHOIR: |
Doobie doobie doobie
Doobie doobie doobie
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Doobie doobie doobie
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Doobie doobie doobie
Doobie doobie doobie
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Not gonna be such a wedding today...
Oh no! |
