The worksop egg fairy

King John wants an egg - and as luck would have it, the fabled Worksop Egg Fairy has just delivered one under the town's chicken. The Merry Men's rescue mission doesn't quite go as planned, however, and it seems that the only way to give the villagers of Worksop eggs is to save them from their own stupidity. But that's not an easy task when you're talking about people who believe that at the end of the rainbow there's a volcano spewing forth mauve custard...

Songs: What is Happening Here?; Bop for an Egg1; Bop for an Egg2
Lyrics: What is happening here?, Bop for an Egg

Character	Description
King John	"a boiled egg with soldiers.....that's what I fancy!"
King John/ Sheriff	"you have got me an egg haven't you?"
Glenys/Village People	"behold....an egg!"
Mairan/Robin	"I'm trying to get 40 winks!....another 40 and your eyes will overheat"
Robin/Marian	".....i've been the worksop egg wally for 5 years running"
Marian/Rabies/Barrington	"...lie in wait for a fat bishop.......it's what we call a porky"
Marian/Rabies	"we all know who....yeah...that fat bishop called porky"
Graeme	"BABY RUGBY!"
Glenys/Worksop folk	"all day long she peels potatoes for the giant sheep"
Marian	"ignorance is a terrible thing isn't it rabies?.....wot's ignorance?"
Sheriff	"sometimes lads, just sometimes everything goes our way!"
King John/Gary	"I WANT AN E.G.G...........you do know what that spells!....is it erg?"
Marian/Robin	"we do have a 24 hour help line........I missed out on.baby chickens"
Robin	"let us make music together.......lets get down to some really bad sounds"
King John	"you messy messy little boys.......scrambly egg!"
Rabies	"thank you mummy pig..........I'm wide asleep!"