The Trip To Hooters

This was indeed a memorable excursion. Incidents not captured on film include Sam Bullard asking for the check prematurly, buying a tie-dyed shirt, and inadvertently calling stranger fat. Also, Craig confused James Brown with James Taylor, much to the dismay of our good friend JD Stalter, and we were offered "titties for t-shirts" in the parking lot while making our departure, prompting Joel to yell, and i qoute, "WHORES!"

The Abstinance Pistols, live at Hooters

This is the picture we made sure we got. She was nice enough about it, but I guess Hooters waitresses aren't big on getting their pictures taken, at least not with a bunch of teenagers. It probably doesn't help either if they feel rejected by one of the said teenagers, eager to recieve the check and leave. On a side note, Steve left his sweatshirt behind the cutout of Dale Earnhardt Jr. However, it was returned by a kindly and helpful employee.

This is what happens when you have your birthday at Hooters

See Steve. See Steve stand on the stool. See Steve dance while Hooters girls slap his butt. See Steve's head come dangerously close to a speaker playing "I Shot the Sheriff." See some guy lift his beer in the air and declare "Three more years!" See Steve get down from the stool and return to his chicken wings.

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