The Joel Miller Party

Well folks, if you are viewing this page, it means you are a dedicated fan of the Abstinance Pistols because we never intended to do anything more with page, but you still came to it anyway. Good for you! I would love to tell you a little about what goes on at a "Joel Miller Party," but I'm afraid that if I did you would gradually begin to tingle all over your body and your face would explode because you would come to the FULL realization of just how awesome the Abstinance Pistols and our friends really are. So I'm sorry, but we care too much about all of our fans to let their faces explode. But thanks for visiting this page, and I hope that it has filled you with wonder and amazement as you ponder the awesomeness of a "Joel Miller Party." WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RECREATE A JOEL MILLER PARTY FOR YOURSELF. YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT BE AWESOME ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT.