I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh I'd slippy, slippy, slidey over everybody's hiney
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap

Oh I wish I were a little mosquito, mosquito
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito, mosquito
Oh I'd go bitey, bitey, bitey under everybody's nighty
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito, mosquito

Oh I wish I were a little pigeon, pigeon
Oh I wish I were a little pigeon, pigeon
Oh I'd sitty on the steeple and I'd (make fart sound) on the people
Oh I wish I were a little pigeon, pigeon

Oh I wish I were a little orangey orange, orangey orange
Oh I wish I were a little orangey orange, orangey orange
Oh I'd go squirty squirty squirty over everybody's shirtey
Oh I wish I were a little orangey orange, orangey orange

Oh I wish I were a little can of coke, can of coke
Oh I wish I were a little can of coke, can of coke
Oh I'd go down with a slurp and come up with a burp
Oh I wish I were a little can of coke, can of coke

Oh I wish I were a little fish in a brook, fish in a brook
Oh I wish I were a little fish in a brook, fish in a brook
Oh I'd swim with my cutie without my bathing suity
Oh I wish I were a little fish in a brook, fish in a brook

Oh I wish I were a little radio, radio
Oh I wish I were a little radio, radio
I'd go off with CLICK!

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