It Ain't Gonna Rain No More

*Chorus: It ain’t gonna rain no more, no more
It ain’t gonna rain no more
So how in the heck can I wah my neck
If it ain’t rain no more

A peanut sat on a railroad track
It’s heart was all a flutter
Along came the 4:15
Toot, toot, peanut butter
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A hen and a chicken went for a walk
Just to stretch their legs
A motor car came round the bend
TOOT, TOOT, ham and eggs
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Oh! The night was dark and dreary
The air was full of sleet
The old man stood out in the storm
His shoes were full of feet
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An old man lay by a sewer
And by the sewer he died
Now, at the coroner’s request
They called it sewer-side
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A golf ball sailin’ through the air
Whizzed by a man a hummin’
He heard a caddy hollar “Fore!”
An’ we thought three more were comin’
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My father built a chimney
He built up so high
He had to take it down each night
To let the moon go by
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