Um Plicka Plicka
She sat by the river and strummed her guitar
Strummed her guitar, strummed her guitar
She sat by the river and strummed her guitar
Strummed her guita-a-a-ar!
*Chorus: um plicka plicka, um plicka, plicka
Um plick, plick, plick
He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar
Smoked his cigar, smoked his cigar
He sat down beside hre and smoked his cigar
Smoked his ciga-a-a-ar!
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He said that he loved her but oh, how he lied,
Oh, how he lied, oh, how he lied
He said that he loved her but oh, how he lied,
Oh, how he li-i-i-ied!
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They were to be married but somehow she died
Somehow she died, somehow she died
They were to be married but somehow she died
Somehow she di-i-i-ied!
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He went to her funeral but just for the ride
Just for the ride, just for the ride
He went to her funeral but just for the ride
Just for the ri-i-i-ide!
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He sat on her tombstone and laughed till he cried
Laughed till he cried, laughed till he cried
He sat on her tombstone and laughed till he cried
Laughed till he cri-i-i-ied!
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The tombstone fell over and squish squash, he died
Squish squash, he died, squish squash, he died
The tombstone fell over and squish squash, he died
Squish, squash, he di-i-i-ied!
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She flew up to heaven and flittered and flied,
Flittered and flied, flittered and flied
She flew up to heaven and flittered and flied,
Flittered and fli-i-i-ied!
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He went down below her and sizzled and fried,
Sizzled and fried, sizzled and fried
He went down below her and sizzled and fried,
Sizzled and fri-i-i-ied!
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The moral of the story is never to lie,
Never to lie, never to lie
The moral of the story is never to lie,
Never to li-i-i-ie!
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