FUNNY PICK UP LINES

• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
• Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
• Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
• Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
• Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
• (Go and look at the tag inside her shirt) I was right you were made in Heaven
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
• I lost my number, can I have yours?
• Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that fine!
• Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!
• You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency?
  Other: Yea sure, what's wrong?
  You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
• You: You look like my second wife!
  Other: How many times have you been married?
  You: Once!
• If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?"
• If I followed you home, would you keep me?
• Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!
• Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, "Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag."
• Are you an over due book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!
• If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
• Baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!