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Can I buy you a drink, or do you
just want the money.
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I may not be Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make your bed rock.
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Do you believe in love at first
sight, or should I walk by again?
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Your body's name must be Visa,
because it's everywhere I want to be.
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I may not be the best looking
guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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Let's do breakfast tomorrow.
Should I call you or nudge you?
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There must be something wrong
with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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Do you have a map? I just keep
on getting lost in your eyes.
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You might not be the best
looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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That's a nice shirt. Can I talk
you out of it?
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There must be something wrong
with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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Was your father a thief? 'Cause
someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Your daddy must have been a
baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
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Is it cold in here, or are you
just happy to see me.
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Do you sleep on your stomach?
No. Can I?
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(Go and look at the tag
inside her shirt) I was right you were made in Heaven
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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I lost my number, can I have yours?
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Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that fine!
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Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!
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You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency?
Other: Yea sure, what's wrong?
You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
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You: You look like my second wife!
Other: How many times have you been married?
You: Once!
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If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it
against me?"
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If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!
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Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say,
"Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag."
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Are you an over due book? Because you've got FINE written
all over you!
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
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Baby you must be tired because you've been running through
my mind all night!
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The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see
myself in your pants.
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I was once told that our souls had met, now only our hearts
had to be introduced.
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Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can
get!
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I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of
their angels.
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You dropped your smile; can I pick it up for you?
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If someone is wearing a shirt with writing on it, go up to
them and ask them, "Can I read your shirt in brail?"
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Smile if you want to sleep with me!
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You know what would look great on you? Me.
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You must be the reason for global warming because you're so
damn hot.
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Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I
together.
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Are you sure that we haven't met somewhere in a past life?
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I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live
on your face, and die on your lips.
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I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
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Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five
bucks?
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Can I have directions to your heart?
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Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to
your place?
