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                         Another Foggy Moment

      These are the continuing adventures of a typical resident
      of the self-proclaimed center of the Pugetopolis universe -
      Seattle. Most are true stories but some are made of whole-
      cloth. I ain't the Mayor, the Governor or a Big Shot. Just
      another Working Stiff with a Bad Attitude.
 
                     THIS AIN'T NO STINK'N BLOG

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         WARNING: This is not a Child-Proof Neighborhood.
         If you're a kid - scram!, beat it! you little
         punk before your Old Lady catches you and calls
         the cops. They'll throw you in the Big House in
         Walla Walla and won't let you out until you're
         89 years old. There. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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                             - 180 -

 I once had a philosophy prof who wrote a book entitled "Happiness
 Is For The Pigs". He really did. It wasn't a best seller but he
 didn't care. A major provision of his contract with the university
 was that they buy him a brand new Jag XKE every year. I'm dating
 myself eh. The first Jag came close to killing him. He ended up
 spending most of a year in the hospital. But he bounced back nicely
 and was soon behind the wheel of yet another, terrorizing the old 
 ladies, Boy Scouts and other pedestrians of his neighborhood. He 
 let his wife haggle over the money end of things. He was above
 trivialities like money and best-sellers. He had a Jag XKE. Far 
 as he was concerned, air, food and water were optional.

 All this is a roundabout excuse for not wishing you a Happy New
 Year. He'd be pissed if he found out I ever did such a thing.

 FENCES...

 U Dub's "Bundy Hall", the new law building named in honor of the
 Law School's most prominent grad - mass murderer Ted Bundy - 
 is down to the landscaping. You can tell they're getting serious
 now: they put up a BIG fence around everything and won't let
 anybody near the place. Even blocked off one of the only two
 campus entrances off of 15th Ave, even though it's not part of 
 Bundy Hall. Trying to impress us with the seriousnes of the
 situation I guess. Get our attention.

 U Dub has a real fetish about fences. You can always tell when 
 they're thinking about doing something because the first thing
 they do, even before they settle on a battle plan, is put a BIG 
 fence around whatever it is. Right off the bat. Real Huskies piss
 on stuff; U Dub Huskies put up fences. The principle is the same:
 they're marking their territory. The fences only rarely have much
 of anything to do with public safety. Which is why many people 
 often ridicule, mock, vandalize, ignore or otherwise subvert 
 their intended purpose. 

 Down on the lakeshore flats below the campus and right across 
 from the University Village shopping center is a huge grassy
 area used for sports, I imagine. Dub's got a fence that runs all
 along that nearly quarter-mile stretch facing Sand Point Way. No 
 gaps and no gates. Ain't no way anybody's get'n in or outta there 
 except the long way around the back. It's a real hike.

 But at one spot near the middle of this long fence, sits a covering 
 about 2-feet high over some utility thingee or another, just inside 
 the fence and right up against it. Criminals, anarchists, rabble-
 rousers and other social misfits regularily use it to hop over the 
 fence for a quickie at the Mall. Too damn lazy and irresponsbile to
 walk all the way around. This illegal traffic makes the fence sag 
 right about there. That's willful destruction of public property
 buster - first step on the slippery slope to a criminal life. Next 
 thing you know they'll be run'n for Congress.

 Does U Dub bow to these malcontents and put in a gate? Hell no! That 
 would send The Wrong Message. Instead, maintenance crews periodicly 
 repair it so people can have the pleasure of wrecking it some more. 
 Sure all them man-hours of labor are a lot more expensive than just 
 putting in a gate, but there's a principle involved here. Somebody's 
 got to put their paw...errr...foot down.

 Otherwise, next thing you know, illegal aliens will be sneaking 
 in to play soccer, cricket and/or rugby on Dub's grass instead of 
 wholesome American sports. Al Qaida terrorists might even start 
 training on it - at night of course when nobody's looking. They'd
 all best take care they don't slip on the Goose Poop though. Geese
 couldn't care less about fences.

 But don't mistake the map for the territory. Just beause they
 put up a fence don't mean they're actually going to do something.
 Mystery fences pop up occasionally like last fall at the north 
 end of the Quad. They put up a real pretty makeshift one out of 
 plastic posts and emergency-orange plastic tape, offset a few 
 feet from a wall. It was quite aesthetic and tasteful. But being
 physically incapable of restraining anyone, you'd have to call 
 it a Virtual/Symbolic fence. There it sat amongst the hustle and 
 bustle of the campus - a 3-foot wide by 20-foot long Exclusion 
 Zone - get'n in everybody's way. It sat there for about three 
 weeks. 

 The first week, everyone anxiously watched the spot to see what 
 would happen. Nuth'n. Second week they started getting restless: 
 breaking the tape and kicking over some of the posts. Maintenance 
 rushed right out there and repaired it ASAP, quickly restoring it 
 to its original beauty. Still, nuth'n happened in the cordoned-off 
 area. Third week, with still no sign of action, people were really 
 getting pissed off. They shoved it right up against the wall first 
 thing every morning to get it outta the way, creating a profound
 zonal security breach. By this time maintenance was done tuckered 
 out and didn't bother showing up for repairs anymore. Every once
 in a while they'd set it back up but you could tell their hearts 
 weren't in it anymore. Just go'n through the motions. At the start 
 of what would have been the 4th week, it disappeared entirely. 
 Nothing ever did happen.

 Maybe it was a Fencing 101 compulsory training exercise for new 
 employees. Or more likely, they just changed their minds and decided: 
 screw it...the Vibes weren't right...they'd  do it some other time 
 when students were less tense and uptight. It's a real Bummer work'n 
 around people with Bad Vibes. It can make you sick you know.

 They're doing something at Drumheller Fountain, Seattle's largest
 goldfish bowl. They fenced 'er in, drained 'er, cleaned 'er up
 and that's the way she's sat for the past two months: all fenced
 and empty. Well...sort of empty - Ma Nature has been slowly filling
 it back up with all the rain we've been getting lately. But there
 hasn't been the slightest sign of human activity. 

 I think they forgot about it. Stuff like that occasionally happens 
 with this fence stuff eh. They get so many of them going at the same
 time they can't remember where they put 'em all. It's a real complex 
 challenge trying to keep up with them. It's like they're breeding 
 and taking on a life of their own. Some day students will show up 
 in the morning and find the whole damn campus entirely fenced in. 
 Won't be able to get in there for classes. Mark my words: it's 
 a-come'n to that. This fence thing is get'n outta hand.

 Meanwhile...where in the hell are people supposed to put their
 damn goldfish? Huh? Anybody think of the goldfish? Hell no! 
 Nobody ever thinks of the goddam goldfish!

 CONTRA-CABAL UPDATE...

 Seattle's most dangerous investigative journalist, Paul Trummel, 
 is on the prowl again. Forget that Pussy at the Stranger, Dan 
 What's-His-Face. Butt-kisses like him never do jail time for their
 scribblings. Paul on the other hand, has. He's the Real Deal - a 
 man who puts his money where his mouth is. He's likely the only 
 journalist in the entire state who has a State Supreme Court 
 judgment attesting to his journalistic credentials. Dan can't 
 even get into the Supreme Court's cafeteria let alone its briefs.

 The target this time is religious groups getting Faith-Based grants
 from Uncle Sammy. Go figger eh. With all the news about Pervert
 Priests and Bad Citizen Bishops in the past year, what kind of an 
 idiot would even think of giving religious nuts tax-money to play 
 with. Yep. None other than President Yellowbelly, our Executive 
 recovering drunk and former Frat Boy - the Christlich Fuhrer and
 Vanquisher of the Infidel Hordes. Praise Jesus and pass the baby 
 Mooslems for another photo-op.

 Mr. Trummel is drawing our attention to Herzel-ner Tamid over on
 Mercer Island, a conservative Jewish congregation connected somehow
 with a few local HUD grants. Oi Gevalt! That's right. I forgot. The
 nudniks say you can't mention anything potentially negative about 
 Jews without being an anti-semite. Oh well. This isn't really about 
 Jews. This is about that universal human weakness called: greed. 
 But it's a little difficult to avoid the Jewish reference when the 
 vulnerable party involved insists on piously wrapping itself in a 
 prayer shawl. Such articles were never intended to obscure sinful 
 acts. It ain't kosher. Which isn't to give the Vatican or the many 
 Protie scheisters and Flim-Flam-artists a by. Greed's pretty much 
 an old standard with the God Crowd. They ask you to send your money 
 to God but always give their personal address. Someday he's going
 to show up to collect his cut. They'll be digging out their golden
 calves right about then.

 [Mr. Trummel, by the way, is of Jewish ancestory though I don't 
 think he's exercised his Hebrew option. Not yet anyways. But then
 Sarah was a lot older than him when she had Isaac, so he's still
 got time to repent.]

 HUD, the Housing and Urban Development agency, is a government 
 shindig. This automatically tells you two things: (1) it's a half-
 assed effort and (2) it's probably more crooked than a dog's hind 
 leg. And you would be right on both counts. Entrusted with the 
 important task of sheltering those who have difficulty properly 
 sheltering themselves, it is and always has been one of Uncle 
 Sammy's most corrupt agencies. At least on a par with the Department 
 of Interior whose 'civil-servants' blatantly ripped off over $139
 BILLION Bucks worth of Indian Trust Fund money. Shhhh! Don't yell
 so loud. You'll wake up the FBI! What the hell - they were only 
 Dirty Injuns and it's only tax dollars. There's plenty more where 
 that came from - your paycheck. Amongst HUD's many responsiblilties 
 is funding places like Council House, a residence for the elderly, 
 up on Capital Hill. They do this through local groups, like the 
 local Council of Jewish Women which runs Council House, amongst 
 other programs. HUD  grants are a great way of providing useless 
 inlaws with comfortable livings. There's little about these setups 
 that could be called altruistic. Just show them the money baby. 
 They ain't gonna do it for free. Oversight? Surely you jest.

 Herzl-ner Tamid has a number of directors at the CJW's Council House
 operation. Just by coincidence, the husband of one of those directors
 is "Fat Tony" Wartnick, the Drunk's Best Friend on the King County 
 Inferior Court bench. If you ever get picked up for drunk driving, be
 sure to ask for Tony. He'll cut you a sweet deal. And if you're a
 Council House director with a pesky investigative journalist for a
 resident, Fat Tony can pull a few strings to get the pest outta your
 hair. While it wouldn't be kosher for him to act directly in your
 interest, he's real tight with fellow Inferior Court judge Jimmy "The
 Token Twinkie" Doerty. Well...not TOO tight. Tony ain't a Faygala or
 nuth'n like that you understand. Though, come to think of it, he could 
 be a Bi-Guy I suppose. Wait'll his wife finds out eh! Jimmy, one of
 the new kids on the Inferior Court block, is anxious to please his
 superior Inferiors and would happily throw the law books in the garbage
 to nail someone to impress a powerful new pal. As he did last year 
 with Mr.Trummel in a joint effort with the local News Nazis who did 
 a rather amateurish hack job on our hero. Would they call a retired 
 Al Einstein a 'former university employee'? Nah. I don't think so. 
 Their clumsy effort proved an international embarassment. Them gol 
 dang foreigners from England and New York just can't mind their own 
 beeswax. They just don't understand Hooterville's quaint hillbilly 
 ways.

 But this is Mr. Trummel's story. I'm just set'n it up for him. And
 unlike Your's Truely, he's a real writer, not just another ranting
 Internet madman. To borrow his phrase, "If you think Kafka got it 
 right, check out...

                          Mindful Madness

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                  CONGRESSIONAL WHORE of the WEEK:

             Senator Joe "The Whiner" Lieberman (D-CT)

 Fundraising By Cycle:
 ---------------------
 1996: $  168,760
 1998:    357,944
 2000:  3,731,723

 Source of Funds:
 ----------------
 Small, individual contributions (<$200): $   193,562 (4.5%)
 Large, individual contributions ($200+):   2,453,276 (57.6%)
 PAC contributions:                           989,094 (23.2%)
 - businesses       $755,297
 - single-issue      131,277
 - labor              90,997
 Canidate self-financing:                           0 (0%)
 Other:                                       622,495 (14.6%)

 12/31/00
 Source: Center for Responsive Politics
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                        'OL YELLER'S TWAT
                 (aka The War Against Terrorism)

 Joe Goebbels, the new guy they hired at the White House to handle the 
 PR, seems to really know his stuff though his background is a little 
 sketchy. They said while he works out of New York City, his home is 
 in Paraguay, yet he speaks German fluently. Kissinger bugged-out of 
 the 9/11 Commission right after meeting with him. He looked like he 
 just saw a ghost. Somehow I can't shake the thought that Joe's name 
 is familiar from somewhere. 

 It brought a tear to my eye seeing Ol Yeller with all them cute little
 Evil Mooslem kiddies. Reminds me a lot of those pictures of Hitler
 surrounded by kids up in his secret Eagle's Nest hideout and "Papa 
 Joe" Stalin teaching his Commie young'ns the facts of life. What is
 it about fascists and dictators that drives them to hide themselves
 behind kiddies? Certainly not their conscience. Psychotics ain't got 
 any. Maybe it's the simple fact that kids are the only ones who don't
 realize what completely disgusting bags of guano they are. 

 Those Kiddie Motif photo-ops are a Yeller tip-off that he's about 
 to do something really nasty to somebody. The nationality of the 
 kids is the key to knowing who. Remember? He was in the middle of 
 one when 9/11 occurred. That was American kids. This time he was
 schmoozing Mooslem children. Next day - WHAMMO! - hundreds of 
 Mooslem immigrants who had obediently appeared at the INS's L.A. 
 office, get arrested and imprisoned just for the intimadation value 
 of the exercise. Their only crime seemed to be their Iranian ancestory.
 Many of our News Nazis spun them as saps and suckers for being dumb
 enough to show up. What in the hell's that all about? Somebody do a
 quick check and see if Yeller has any photo-ops scheduled with Iraqi
 kids in the near future. Not to hard to figure out what that would
 mean.

 Back to another cheesy episode of "Good Cop - Bad Cop" this week
 featuring the Offical White House Shoe Shine Boy, Uncle Tom Powell,
 and the Fearless Leader of the Christian World, President Yellowbelly.
 The Jack Benny and Rochester of world diplomacy. North Korea was the
 excuse. They got tired of us whinning about the nice nuke plant Mr.
 Rumsfeld sold them and just yanked the plug on the monitors to shut
 us up. Monkey Boy hopped up and down, right on cue, making his funny
 monkey noises and Shoeshine stepped in a short while afterwards with 
 his calming-voice-of-moderation schtick. Bad Actors don't come much 
 worse and this phony routine has about run its course. Yawn. Time to 
 hire new writers. Hell! Fire the whole cast and let's start over 
 again from scratch.

 The "Fight'n Fags of DoD" on board the USS Truman in the Arabian 
 Gulf, put out an SOS for more Vaseline this week. Those damn Marines
 just won't Back Off eh. They're wear'n out the poor Squids to the 
 point where they won't be able to perform at the crucial moment. 
 Yikes! Military impotence in the Mid-East! The Skip had to warn 
 the Jarheads that if they don't stick a sock on it, and soon, he 
 was going to stuff the whole lot of them in a C-130 bound for the
 Aleutian Islands and personally shove them out the door at 2,000 
 feet to cool off. No parachutes. He was a little disappointed when 
 many of the Grunts suggested that sounded kinda Kewl.

 Yeller's fellow fascist, King David Wannabe & All-Star War-Criminal,
 Ari Sharon in the land of the Israeli bigots, appears to be in a death
 spin. After nearly two years of his Gestapo schtick that has effectively
 destroyed any hope of peace in that ugly dirt-hole of a nation, he's now
 also run their economy right into the sand. Last year was that nation's
 worst economically since the mid 50's! Add in that the Izzie Mobsters
 have blatantly bought a number of Likud seats in the Knesset during 
 the recent nominating convention. He's up to his Kipah in scandal and 
 corruption now as well. The retarded fat-ass Snuff Freak is well on his
 way to destroying his own country. 

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          To search for the old is to understand the new.

                              sig of
                      - Ketho of Davenant -
                         rec.martial-arts

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                       -  MONDO VATICANO -
 
 Many moons ago I mentioned the arrest of Fr. Jeff Windy of the Peoria
 diocese in Illinois. Like the Media reports I read, I associated his
 arrest directly with date-rape. The drug he was involved in making was
 GHB which is always mentioned in the following breath as 'the date-rape
 drug'. The association between the two couldn't be stronger or more
 misleading. This week some anonymous soul politely suggested I take
 another look at Fr. Windy's predicament. That was it - a suggestion.
 No threats, no flames, no trolls. Such aberrant behavior set my tiny
 antennae all a-quivver. I'm used to death-threats and people screaming 
 at me. I'm a sensitive guy. I'm not used to people being nice. It threw
 me off my game. I took another look and I'm glad I did.

 Fr. Jeff Windy is in a federal prison. He was sentenced in August of
 2002 to 5-years plus 10-months for his part in the illegal manufacturing 
 of the drug GHB. He entered a plea of guilty for providing key ingredients 
 to two of his body-building buddies who actually produced the drug and 
 for allowing them use of church property to do so. The judge didn't 
 cut him any slack at all despite the likelihood he was forced into 
 it. You can chalk that up to Chicago Cardinal George and his buddies.
 The hostile relationship they've developed with law-enforcement and 
 judicial authorities thanks to their constant obstruction and limp-
 wristed pro-forma cooperation with efforts to investigate their 
 pervert priests. The civvies catch a priest now they nail him to the 
 wall to make damn sure some Bishop Bad Citizen don't help him weasel 
 his way out. I don't like it but I understand why things are that way.

 Jeff's case had nothing whatsoever to do with any date-rape activities 
 on his part. The implied or direct insinuation that it did, as most 
 Media suggested, would be grossly in error. Nobody's making me say this.
 Nobody even asked me to say it. It is just a plain, simple fact. Fr. 
 Jeff was into bodybuilding and weight-lifting. There wasn't even the
 vaguest hint of a date-rape connection at any point of the proceedings.

 GHB, a CNS depressant, up until the early 90's was commonly used as
 an additive in body-builder formulas. Though the claim was never proven,
 it was thought by the weightlifting crowd to help build up muscle bulk.
 In the late 80's researchers also discovered that it gave users a Major
 Buzz and had strongly addictive properties that resulted in severe
 withdrawal symptoms. In 1990 its use was made illegal without a doctor's 
 prescription. No effort was made to help those who had become addicted
 from its previously legal use as an additive, ergo, a sizeable illegal
 black-market in GHB naturally evolved. "Severe" addiction is a clinical
 term and means exactly what it says - without that drug, your job, family
 and social life evaporate. Those people NEEDED their GHB and the only way
 to get it now was through illegal channels. An excellent  example of how
 our phony War on Drugs generates drug dependancy to justify its own
 existence.

 Two properties of GHB make it ideal as a date-rape drug: it's ability
 to knock a person out and the fact that it appears to be nothing more
 than mildly salty water. It's very easy to conceal in other liquids.
 This of course also makes it ideal for anyone who might want to hook
 a clean-living Citizen Above Syspicion, like say a priest, so he could
 be blackmailed into providing materials and workspace for an illegal 
 drug lab. A couple weight-lifting buddies could easily conceal it in
 a dietary supplement and Fadder wouldn't know what hit him until it 
 was too late. Hooked! He'd be ready to do damn near anything to get 
 more and wide open for blackmail to provide whatever they wanted
 from him. They'd have him by the short ones. They might even whisper
 something to his bishop about his new habit. A bishop might pay good
 money to keep something like that quiet. Did they do that to Fr. Windy?
 They ain't say'n. Did they squeeze the bishop? He don't wanna talk
 about it.
 
 SOMEBODY did tip off the bishop to Fr. Windy's new addiction. Oddly,
 rather than yank him from his parish, his bishop kept him there. It
 apparently never occured to him that an addict isn't fit to function
 as a priest. It apparently never occurred to him that a priest addicted 
 to an illegal drug was a prime target for blackmail. Nor apparently
 did it occur to him to be a Good Citizen and alert civil authorities 
 to the presence of an illegal drug in that area to which one of his
 priests was now addicted. That would have been the Right Thing to 
 do but that's not what the bishop did. It would have made him look 
 bad. Roma would think he didn't know how to properly conceal scandal 
 and prevent embarassment to the Church - two prime concerns Pope JP-2 
 expressed to Cardinal Law in Boston during his pervert priest travails. 
 Concerns that out-weighed the pure Evil of deliberately keeping perverts
 in parishes, dangerously exposing children to them. Under this Pope,
 bishops don't become Cardinals by being Good Citizens.

 But the bishop did know Fr. Windy was now an addict. No doubt about
 that at all. Because his next move was to quietly put him in a drug
 abuse program as an out-patient. If he'd put Fr. Jeff in as a full
 timer as he probably should have done, the jig would have been up and
 everyone and their dog would have found out. It was easier to sacrifice
 Jeff. So, did the bishop inform St. Pat's parishoners that they had 
 a drug addict for a priest? Heavens no! They'd never allow someone 
 like that around their kids. There would be Hell to pay if he had told 
 them. As a result, Fr. Windy's addiction continued, the blackmail
 continued, the GHB rolled out of the rectory by the gallons and many 
 others were exposed to GHB - all to save the bishop's bacon. Then,
 inevitably, an undercover agent of the neighboring Iowa Bureau of 
 Investigation showed up in town shopping for GHB. He bought some off 
 of Fr. Jeff's tormentors and promptly busted them. They implicated
 Fr. Jeff and he got busted too. In court, the muscle-heads attempted 
 to sling him as a 'crooked priest' who lured them into their life of
 crime. The judge got a chuckle out of that. She didn't buy it. She
 threw the book at them. But the Media bought it - hook, line and
 sinker. Go 'figger.

 You really have to wonder if it would have made any difference at all
 if Fr. Windy had personally informed his bishop of his addiction. You
 don't have to wonder what difference it would have made if he'd have 
 been immediately yanked. The GHB Boyz would have been left high and 
 dry with no means of production, putting a major crimp in their
 operation. GHB would have been in short supply for a long time. And 
 Fr. Jeff would have been off the blackmail hook - long gone and no 
 longer connected with them. It's even possible he could have alerted
 civil authorities and assisted in busting the muscle-heads. Getting 
 him outta there would have made all the difference in the world. But
 that's not what the bishop did.

 So what kinda guy was Fr. Jeff?

 The first mention I found of Fr. Windy when searching was an article 
 he wrote a few months after his 1996 ordination. It was on the pro-life 
 movement and his involvement with it. It's still up on the Net if you
 would care to read it. He was a strong opponent of birth-control, most
 especially of abortion. I'm not, but that's neither here nor there. He
 wasn't a mindless screamer waving pictures of dead fetus' around, like
 a lot of those brain-dead fruitcakes.

 Fr. Windy Essay on Abortion

 But one of the most intriguing possibilities for getting a candid picture 
 of Fr. Jeff is provided by the Internet. There seems to be a chance he
 was a prominent and frequent poster to the USENET's rec.martial-arts
 newsgroup under the pseudonym of "Ketho of Davenant". The name comes
 from sci-fi writer Ursala LeGuin's novel "Dispossed" - a terrific book
 about a gentle, anarchistic society struggling to survive against a
 hostile, predatory materialistic neighbor. Sometimes Ketho was referred 
 to as Jeff in responses from people who semed to know him personally. 

 But the kicker comes seven months after Ketho had stopped posting to
 the group and had faded to a distant memory. One of his protagonists
 announced, out of the blue at the time of Fr. Jeff's arrest, that 
 Jeff and Ketho were one and the same person! What a weird thing to
 do on an obscure newsgroup that had nothing to do with religion and 
 in reference to a guy who had been long gone from the group. It was
 probable enough that a number of the group's 'elder' posters took it 
 seriously. No proof was offered and skepticism was expressed, but
 ultimately no one knew for sure one way or the other. There was just 
 this "...Oh My God!...it WAS him" feeling in the air.

 I certainly don't know for sure either. But it doesn't strike me as 
 improbable that a young priest in a rural parish of Oldsters sought
 ordinary conversation with like-minded peers interested in a subject
 unrelated to Church matters, just as himself - not his collar. It's 
 a lonely life being a priest sometimes. Obviously he would have to 
 conceal his True Name and identity to do this. But anyone with the
 savy and/or resources could unravel his identity. It's not easy 
 being truely anonymous on the Net. You really have to know what 
 you're doing to make it work.

 "Ketho of Davenant" on the search line

 Reading through Ketho's many postings, he comes across as a bright,
 peaceable kind of guy who often exerted a moderating influence on 
 the group. The more aggressive people scoffed at him as 'soft headed'
 but they seemed to also have considerable respect for him. He chose 
 his words carefully and deliberately. No obscenities or lurid comments.
 Such a person is unusual in USENET newsgroups. "Trolls" and "Flamers"
 are the rule. I saw nothing in Ketho's stuff that a priest would have
 regretted saying. Pretty impressive considering how many there were, 
 how long he participated and how often he was baited/trolled. He seemed
 like a nice, responsible, clean-cut guy. About what you'd hope for 
 from a priest.

 The May 2001 disappearance of Ketho could have coincided with the onset
 of Jeff's addiction and his betrayal by his 'friends'. The shock of that
 probably would have plunged him into a deep paranoia. His world would 
 have quickly been getting very dark and grim. This is all just wild
 speculation on my part. But I doubt if the lawyers or judge would have
 even thought of asking him if he had a USENET persona. If he was Ketho,
 I think they would have been favorably impressed. I was.
  
 After his ordination Fr. Windy spent a couple stints as assistant-pastor
 before he was posted as pastor to the parish of St. Pat's in Sheffield,
 IL where most of his parishoners were over 60-years old. Everyone
 chuckled at his habit of wearing an old-fashioned biretta around the
 church and riding around town on his bike. Something old; something new.
 He took over from an older priest and brought with him Big Plans for
 revitalizing and fixing up St. Pat's. The locals characterized him as
 being very likeable and a real breath of fresh air. They were shocked 
 at his arrest with many expressing feelings of betrayal of the trust 
 they held in him.

 Fr. Jeff broke down crying during his sentencing statement. At such 
 a young age and after having come so far to realize his dreams, it 
 all came crashing down. There's no evidence his bishop made any
 effort to embrace this young man in his darkest hour. On the contrary.
 He quickly put him out-of-mind and out-of-sight by stripping him of
 his priestly identity upon arrest. Didn't even wait for a conviction.
 Just cut him loose and left him twisting in the wind. Some Christian
 example eh. The bishop didn't bother apologizing for his own crucial
 role in the whole affair. Shhhh! Somebody might notice. Pontius Pilate 
 would have been as proud of him as the Vatican likely was.

 Fr. Windy isn't a pervert, a thief or a murderer. He isn't an evil
 person. A fool maybe for not suspecting something was up when he felt
 that overwhelming need. An idiot perhaps for not immediately turning
 to the police or his bishop at the first sign of blackmail. A bumpkin
 surely for being so trusting of strangers. But young people are naive 
 by definition and notorious for doing foolish, idiotic things. We come
 into this world utter helpless and totally ignorant, slowly building
 ourselves from our experiences. Each a unique and highly complex mini-
 universe. It is why we need each other - to regenerate and enhance the
 Creation with overlapping waves of our ever-new shared experiences
 and new perspectives creating an ever-greater understanding of it and,
 thus, a deeper knowledge of the God who created it. It is the unique
 assigned task for which God has equipped us. Trust Him. He knows what 
 He's doing. Young people are supposed to be naive and do stupid
 things. It's part of His plan. Their family/friends/mentors are 
 supposed to help them survive the experience.

 It seems obvious to me that Fr. Jeff was a victim not a perpetrator.
 Victim of two psychotic muscle-heads who betrayed his friendship and
 exploited his openness; of a soulessly ambitious and incompetent bishop
 with the moral scruples of a used-car salesman; a weak judge who was 
 more worried about Media degagogues than her responsibility to blindly
 dispense justice; a Media that put it's own aggenda ahead of fairness
 and community safety; a Vatican whose lack of good citizenship in
 failing to 'render unto Caesar' has deservedly incurred the hostility 
 of civil authorities; of a War on Drugs that generates addiction rather
 than sobreity to justify its existence. But mostly, a victim of his own 
 innocence in trusting those who were unworthy of his trust. He rolled 
 right over when arrested, fully cooperated and hardly put up any fight 
 in court. For the prosecutor and the judge, it was a cakewalk. Nailing
 him couldn't have been easier or simpler.  He did all the hammering
 himself. They took all the credit.

 By Canon Law, he is a priest forever. Does the Peoria bishop have such
 an excessive number of priests engaged in prison ministry that he can
 casually throw away a priest who is inside? On what grounds wouldn't
 Fr. Windy make an excellent priest as a prisoner? Christ was a prisoner
 once too as were most of his apostles and as were many, many of the
 Church's saints. It not only didn't negate their spirituality, it often
 enhanced it. My guess is Fr. Windy would have far more credibility and
 integrity with prisoners than any Seminary Boy or Prune-Faced Old Geezer
 the bishop might send. A priest in prison who knows how to Pump Iron 
 would be a valuable asset indeed. Particularily one who has been 
 recently humbled by a major Reality Check. The Bad Boyz could identify
 with a guy like that. He would be one with them in a way no outsider
 ever could be.

 The federal Bureau of Prisons locator webpage had no information on
 Fr. Windy's whereabouts. But the other two guys involved were there
 and listed as "In Transit". The bishop may have asked federal officers
 to keep Jeff's location obscure to avoid Media attention. But sooner 
 or later they've got to park him somewhere, so keep an eye on:

 Federal Bureau of Prisons 
 "Prisoner Locator" (Jeffrey J. Windy, male, age 31) 
 
 I don't know if he wants to hear from people on the outside, but he 
 could certainly use your prayers and perhaps a comforting and kind 
 word just to let him know he's not abandoned. Christ commanded us to
 perform such acts of lovingkindness. If Jeff wants to talk to you he
 will.  Let it be his decision. The bishop doesn't want him referred 
 to as "Father". The bishop has already proven by his example that his 
 teachings are worthless. Feel free to ignore him. By God's own words 
 and Canon Law, Jeff will ALWAYS be a priest. He was chosen by a far
 higher authority than any puny bishop. Use your best judgement and 
 let your conscience be your guide. Follow your heart. That's the 
 Catholic Way. 

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