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                         Another Foggy Moment

      These are the continuing adventures of a typical resident
      of the self-proclaimed center of the Pugetopolis universe -
      Seattle. Most are true stories but some are made of whole-
        cloth. I ain't the Mayor, the Governor or a Big Shot. Just
      another Working Stiff with a Bad Attitude.

                     THIS AIN'T NO STINK'N BLOG

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         WARNING: This is not a Child-Proof Neighborhood.
         If you're a kid - scram!, beat it! you little
         punk before your Old Lady catches you and calls
         the cops. They'll throw you in the Big House in
         Walla Walla and won't let you out until you're
         89 years old. There. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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                             - 199 -

 The croccus' and daffodils of spring are a distant memory. The iris' 
 are withering on the stem and the tulips aren't long for this world. 
 The Horse Chestnut trees have been sporting their 'ice-cream cones' 
 for weeks and many others have broken out in seed pods. Even my secret
 fig tree has lots of promising little buds on it. The hundreds of 
 lovely roses around old Drumheller Fountain on the U Dub campus haven't 
 yet bloomed but it won't be long. Won't that look great with Ken & 
 Herman's chain-link fence around the empty fountain? It'll look like 
 the rose garden at Buchenwald Death Camp.

 Drumheller Fountain

 I noticed they finally cleaned up the mess inside the fence this 
 week - yet again. They pressure-hosed it back in November too.
 Maybe it's going to be a bi-annual thing eh. I guess filling it 
 is too much to hope for. It would make it look more like a normal 
 fountain. The departing students goldfish have all been flushed 
 down the toilet by now. It should be safe.

 The baby salmon in the return pond continue to restlessly fling 
 themselves hither and yon as they anxious await the start of their
 life's journey. Ravens have to be the world's worst fishermen. They
 pace the shallow edges of the pond, where the net almost touches the
 water, hoping to nab a baby. But they're rarely successful. They
 don't trust that net, so instead of striding confidently atop
 it, they stroll along the very edge of it then attempt to run out 
 to nab their fish. Way too slow. I don't know why they fear the net
 so. I've never seen a bird caught or tangled in it. Ravens are just
 very paranoid. Nets make them nervous.

 Saw my first young eagle of the year this week. A couple ravens were 
 dive-bombing him as he flew over. They occasionally perch in the trees
 alongside the ship canal which makes the rest of the birds a little
 nervous. The eagles will soon be a fairly common sight in the city's 
 skies as they ride the high thermals of summer.

 Steve Jones, a biologist from City University (London) will be dropping
 by U Dub Bookstore in June to flog his latest book. Years ago I read his
 first book - "The Language of Genes" - and really liked it. He nicely 
 dispelled the lie about 'race', showing that science has only been able 
 to find one race: the Human Race. And he got a lot into the fascinating 
 area of population genetics, showing how cell organelles provide many 
 clues as to how and where populations migrated over the millenia. As 
 a practicing scientist, he writes with authority, and he does so in 
 very readable fashion. While it is popularized science, he does give his
 audience credit for some degree of intelligence and avoids cartoonizing
 his subject. With three books now under his belt, it seems to work.

 Steve Jones Interview
 
 HOOTERVILLE HISTORY...

 It will have been 74 years ago Wednesday that James A. Moore died in 
 a San Francisco hotel. He's the "Moore" in Moore Theater. Born in 
 Ireland, his family moved to Canada's maritime province of Nova Scotia 
 on the east coast while he was still quite young. After dropping out
 of high school, he went to work at his father's shipping company. Like
 many young men he soon became restless. And like many young maritimers,
 Boston was the Big Lure. Though there's no record of it, he must have
 spent some time there as he had many connections to that city's banks.
 Then he headed west for Denver where he stayed long enough to get 
 married.

 He arrived in Seattle a few years before the Great Fire, loaded with
 valuable Boston banking connections and a headful of big dreams. He 
 was responsible for much of the early development of Freemont and
 Brooklyn (now the U District) as well as many other properties around
 Seattle and up-Sound in Port Townsend. He's the guy who pretty much
 put Capital Hill on the map with a snazzy new development he built
 there - complete with gas street-lamps and real sidewalks. He named 
 it after Capital Hill in Denver. When the University Regents were in
 a quandry as to what to do with the original downtown campus property,
 he was the first to come along with a proposal to lease it and build
 a city-within-a-city. They'd been trying to sell it off unsuccessfully
 in the midst of a major recession. And they likely would have given
 it away for a song if Jimmy hadn't come along with his lease idea.

 Unlike most of the fast-money boys around Hooterville in those days,
 Jimmy may have been a wheeler-dealer-supreme but he really liked
 Seattle and set down firm roots here. He was deeply involved with
 old Plymouth Congregational Church and many other Good Causes in
 the city. A down-to-earth kind of guy with a ready sense of humor, 
 everybody considered him a very likeable character and an honorable
 man even if he was capable of talking you out of our shorts if you
 weren't careful.

 He took over the derelict old Denny Hotel which had sat empty for 
 ten years and pumped a ton of money into it. When President Teddy
 Roosevelt visited Seattle (100 years ago Thursday) he was Jimmy's
 guest at the Denny. He also built the Moore Theater in 1907 - it
 don't look that old does it? It's still a major performing venue 
 outlasting the Pantages, Metropolitan and many other theaters of
 its time. He's become almost legendary for the romantic castle he 
 built overlooking the Columbia River near Pasco for his wife who 
 was dying of TB. He had to be a workaholic given all the pies he 
 had his fingers in - pushing for the Ship Canal, encouraging the 
 Denny Regrade, running ferries across Lake Union, Alaska gold 
 mines, his church work, theaters plus his many developments here. 
 They don't make 'em like that any more.

 But when his wife died, a big piece of him went with her. The 
 memories around here were just too much for him so he tried 
 Florida for a while. But he soon missed the west coast. He 
 couldn't bring himself to return to Seattle and instead settled 
 in San Francisco where he did his usual promotional thing. He 
 visted here once during that time and the locals welcomed him
 home with open arms. But he returned to Frisco anyways. For all 
 the glitzy and impressive things he built none of it meant as 
 much to him as the wife he lost. Losing her broke his heart. 
 You gotta admire a man that profoundly and tragically human.

 STICKY WICKET...

 The Seattle Cricket Club, the oldest and largest in the Northwest, is
 off and running again for another season. They play their home games
 out at a park near Maplewood east of Renton. Not quite Seattle proper,
 it's close enough for government work. Though there are a number of 
 other teams around the area like the one at Microsoft's campus in
 Redmond. Occasionally I've seen a pick-up game around the U Dub campus
 by a few of the lads just goofing around for the afternoon. But I don't
 think U Dub has a cricket team. I wonder why not?

 The Mother of Baseball, cricket was Seattle's big sport up until about
 WW-I times. There used to be so much of it that City Council was forced
 to issue an edict banning cricketeers from city parks on account of
 they were taking them over. With games typically lasting five to six 
 hours (and occasionally two or three days), there was no such thing as 
 a 'quickee'. The big teams here played teams in Portland, Olympia, 
 Victoria (BC) and Vancouver (BC) to sizeable crowds of adoring fans. 
 Only Vancouver's Brockton Point pitch in Stanley Park is left from 
 those Glory Years. It's still heavily used for cricket.
 
 Back then it was dominated by Limies who had immigrated here. Now it
 is dominated by Pakistanis who are keeping the cricket spirit alive
 in Seattle. Back in Karachi and Islamabad, cricket stars are as big
 and pampered as any major league baseball or football player is here.
 And they live like kings, making Big Money even by American standards.

 Seattle Cricket Club

 HEEBS FOR HITLER...

 I was walking down The Ave in the U District one evening this week when
 I encountered a gaggle of what appeared to be protesters out front of
 Tower Records. Hmmm. What could this be? Christian Fundies protesting
 obscene music lyrics? Local members of the Recording Industry kicking 
 up Heck over those juvenille delinquents who keep stealing their music
 off the Internet? 

 Wrong on all counts. It was an obscure local branch of Heebs 4 Hitler(*)
 protesting against an alleged slight of one of their pro-Israeli Gestapo 
 thugs by National Public Radio. What that had to do with Tower Records is 
 beyond me. I guess they were afraid to try out front of U Dub Bookstore 
 where the crowds are bigger. A Dudish-looking lad strolling down the 
 sidewalk across the street from them nicely summed up the prevailing mood
 when he hollered "FUCK YOU!" at them. They didn't make any friends or
 impress any doubters. A Seattle cop sat nearby in his car too busy wanking 
 himself off to bother with crowd-control. Obviously he was there to protect
 H4H from us, not us from H4H. Not many protest groups get their own cop
 babysitter. But then our Pollock Police Chief is kinda partial to Nazis.
 It runs in his family. Adolph always preferred Pollock janitors for his 
 dirty work.

 * Heebs 4 Hitler: Jews have embarassingly proven to be every bit as 
   good at being Nazis as Germans ever were. The similarities between 
   Israel and Nazi Germany are amazing: the same Master Race attitude, 
   the same concentration camps, the same cultural genocide, the same 
   blind/irrational hate, the same arrogant delight in the suffering 
   of others, the same disregard for world opinion. They wear their
   violence like a suit of clothes, just as the Nazis did. And "Good 
   Israelis" are just as willing to be deliberately blind to their 
   Mossad/IDF engaging in torture and murder as any "Good German" 
   ever was of the Nazi's Gestapo/Wehrmacht. No difference at all. 

   They've turned the beautiful dream of a Jewish homeland into a 
   disgusting nightmare, the ancient sacredness of the Holy Land into 
   a cesspool of profane stinking obscenity, the sanctuary of Israel 
   into a death trap and pissed all over the memory of those who died 
   in the Shoah. They've betrayed the trust and hope Jews the world 
   around had in them. People who would do such things aren't Hebrews, 
   they're just Heebs. Sons and daughters of Adolph, not Abraham. 

 Apropos to the above...this week the Canadian government rejected a 
 Lebanese man's appeal for refugee status. A former Mossad Israeli 
 intelligence spy no longer welcome in the homeland he betrayed, he 
 tried weaseling his way into Canada. His appeal was rejected on the 
 grounds that Mossad is a terrorist organization and he is a war
 criminal for his involvement with them. Those aren't my words; those
 are the appeal board's words. And they're based on the simple fact
 that Israel tortured and murdered the prisoners in its South Lebanon
 prisons. Just like the Nazis used to do. 

 Boycott Israel

 STAKE-KNIFE & TONY...

 Isn't it odd? A tiny, little country like Ireland, spawns a highly
 organized, effective and ancient paramilitary resistance against 
 Merrie Olde England's illegal occupation. In America, we've never 
 been able to muster anything better than the bullshit of ignorant, 
 beer-bellied hillbillies in goofball operations like the KKK and 
 various self-proclaimed state militias dresing up in funny clothes
 and acting stupid in public. The Lefties haven't been able to come 
 with anything even that entertaining. We've never been able to put 
 together a sustained, hard-core paramilitary underground of any sort 
 since the 30's. Heaven knows it isn't because of any competence on
 the FBI's part. Their agents have been too busy selling our secrets
 to various enemies and holding the door open for terrorists to come
 in and take a whack at us.

 This past week "Stakeknife" was revealed. He was a high ranking member 
 of the IRA's inner-sanctum who has been spying for England for the past 
 three decades or so. To safeguard his position, the English allowed him 
 to personally participate in the murders of over 40 British soldiers and 
 Protie Loyalists plus a few of his fellow British spies inside the IRA. 
 Rank does have its privileges. The lawyers are already lining up for 
 the civil lawsuits. Supposedly he was wisked away from his Dublin flat
 to an undisclosed location only a day or two before he was to be Outted 
 by a paper in Northern Ireland. Supposedly a disgruntled ex-Limie spy
 who got screwed out of compensation for his work returned the favor by
 revealing Stakeknife to the papers.

 That's the official story. It's anybody's guess what the real story
 is. It is just as likely that the Limies staged the whole thing by 
 kidnapping an innocent/effective IRA operative to divert attention
 from the real mole or just to preserve the vacuous notion that one 
 exists. The newspapers over there, like those here, don't just Out
 valuable spies whenever they take a notion to. They need clearance
 otherwise they're wide open for being abruptly shut-down and their
 staff arraigned on treason charges. And any disgruntled ex-employee
 who even hinted at revealing state secrets of that importance would
 be quietly taken out with the rest of the trash - his secrets buried
 with him. The accompanying rumors of the demise of the now supposedly 
 "untrustworthy" IRA made it even more suspicious. The whole thing 
 smells funny. Pretty crude work even for Limies.

 I'm sure it was just a coincidence, but this week in a completely
 unrelated incident, a secret wire-tapped phone conversation between 
 UK Prime Minister Tony Blair's top aide and the IRA's chief negotiator 
 was also leaked to the Media. The two boys were caught snickering at 
 the boobs in Northern Ireland's Protie Loyalist camp. Opps! Embarassed
 the heck out of Tony. Looks like he's getting it up the poop-chute 
 from his own lads at MI-5. 

 That's his cue to say goodbye. Somebody tell Mr. Straw he's up next. 
 Princess Claire, the notorious Cabinet waffler, knowing a Loser when 
 she sees one, joined the exodus from Tony's cabinet. She's outta there. 
 He'll soon be whiling away his days watching old "Coronation Street" 
 re-runs and BBC Specials entitled "Blair: Bastard or Twit?" on the 
 telly at his Mum's flat after his wife boots his useless butt outta 
 the house. He won top honors as the "All Time Worst Briton" in a 
 recent poll - his place in the history books finally secure. What a
 schmuck.

 TEXAS TWO-STEP...

 Isn't that cute? In the midst of a major budget crisis the hillbillies
 in the Texas State House took some time out to play stupid political 
 games. Like they got nothing better to do. It was like a political
 "Dumb and Dumber" with the Republicans trying to ram through bogus 
 redistricting and the Democrats hiding the House Quorum in an Oklahoma 
 hotel. Them boys is all 'et up with the Dumbass.

 I remember a few years ago when the FBI ran a corruption Sting on the
 Texas House. They wired up one of their Mafioso in the Protection
 Program - a dark Sicilian type - to set up an off-campus office as 
 a bogus lobbyist. He thought he'd have to advertise that he was in 
 town and had cash to pass out for legislative favors. Unh unh. Every 
 frik'n member of the House was standing outside the door the first 
 morning he opened up for business. EVERYONE OF THEM! IN PERSON! 
 Whores can smell free money from a mile away. With real cash on the 
 line, they weren't about to trust any of their 'aides' and the fewer 
 witnesses the better. The only questions they had was: "What do you
 want and how much money do I get?" The FBI got it all on tape and many 
 heads rolled. You think the Washington House is any better, I got a 
 bridge I'd like to sell you.

 THE LATE GREAT TIMES...

 For years I considered the New York Times the epitome of American
 journalism. Even when I hated their arrogant guts I still grudgingly 
 respected them. Not any more. In recent years their standards have 
 gone down the toilet and the former journalistic legend has become 
 just another mundane, ordinary newspaper. They have as obediently
 toed the Party Line over Yellowbelly's TWAT as any hicktown rag and
 their averted vision to Israel's many obscenities is nothing less 
 than disgusting. They no longer report the news - they make it up.
 More of a premium is put on spinning things the editor's way than
 on real talent. The jerk they turfed this week for filing phony 
 reports just highlighted the decline. He was only try to keep his 
 editor happy. NYT's problems run much, much deeper than just him. 
 Oh well. New York has become so terribly 'yesterday' anyways. Like 
 a prim and proper old lady wearing smelly underwear. The urban 
 embodiment of America's decline. Change your Depends granny. 
 You stink.
 
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                       KATASTROPHIC ASTROPHYSICS

 "The people of Lardal aren't easily scared," Sheriff Lars Helge Sogn 
 told reporters in Oslo, "so when we had over thirty calls from citizens, 
 all saying that they'd spotted a UFO and suspected meteorite, I took the 
 matter seriously. Dozens of observers said that they'd heard an explosion, 
 then spotted a fireball in the night sky, which burned for half an hour. 
 So I contacted the astrophysics department at Oslo University, and asked 
 them to investigate.
   
 "It took them a couple of days to work out what had happened, but the 
 evidence is clear. We're certain that a house cat climbed up a high 
 tension power line just outside the town, and burst into flames and 
 exploded after striking the high voltage cable with its tail. The heat 
 from the short circuit caused the wooden mast to ignite, while the 
 burning cat would have looked just like a fireball as it fell to earth 
 on the horizon on the night of the mysterious sighting. We needed proof, 
 so we asked the local electricity company to check, and they found a 
 carbonised cat beneath one of their power masts, and a four-second glitch 
 in their power records. Of course, cats don't burn for half an hour, but 
 wooden masts do, and part of this one had burned through, having been set 
 alight by the unlucky tabby cat. Or jet-black cat, as he is now." 

 - swiped from Private Eye's "Funny Old World"
   who in turn, swiped it from "Aftenposten" (Oslo, Norway) April 2003
...............................................................................

 We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world - a
 nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live
 peacefully. We are not just whores for power and oil, but killer
 whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and
 that is how history will judge us.

                        - Hunter S. Thompson -
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                        'OL YELLER'S TWAT
                 (aka The War Against Terrorism)

 The First Bimbo, Yeller's Hillbilly Luv-Slut Laura, got a rather 
 rude reception from the Navahos when she showed up for a photo-op at 
 the funeral of Pfc. Lorie Piestewa - the single mother of two kids who
 died in an Iraqi ambush during the invasion. Navaho Veep, Frank Dayish,
 gave her an earful after she bubbered some irrelevant BS about the 
 importance of parents reading to their children. Forget about buying 
 books. The Navaho are having a hard enough time putting food on the 
 table for their kids thanks to her Hubbie jerking himself off with 
 dumbass invasions instead of taking care of his responsibilities at 
 home. And Frank didn't even touch on that obscene Trust Fund mess in 
 which hundreds of BILLIONS of Injun money was ripped off by Interior 
 Dept. bureaucrats without so much an FBI investigation or anything.
 The courts STILL haven't taken the Trust Fund away from Interior!
 Maybe the judges want a little bit of that action too eh.

 Apparently unable to understand anyone who doesn't speak Hillbilly,
 Laura Belle gave little indication she absorbed a word he said. Or, 
 as is perhaps more likely, she just didn't give a hoot about what 
 no stink'n dirty Injun had to say. Ever the Daddy's Girl, she was 
 of course too polite to say so to the nice man's face and instead
 just gave him one of her best vapid airhead smiles. The kind that 
 gives Yellowbelly a Woody.

 For the second time in five years, the office of Vinnell Corporation 
 was bombed in Saudi Arabia. Our News Nazis slung it as a general attack 
 on foreigners. It wasn't. The target was far more specific. Journalists
 are just Arts Majors - the catchall faculty for morons who were too 
 stupid to qualify for Phys Ed scholarships. Vinnell is the American 
 company that employs many former American military types to train the 
 Saudi Royal Family's personal bodyguards. Renowned for their viciousness 
 and operating far beyond Saudi civil law, they've buried many bodies and 
 made many enemies. This week, the score was evened a little. The innocent 
 people who died?  As General Swartzkopf so succinctly put it: Collateral 
 Damage. Works for us; works for them. Charges that this was done by Al 
 Qaida are pure hallucination. Al Qaida is no more real than the Easter
 Bunny or the Tooth Fairy. If you ain't figgered that much out, you ain't
 been paying attention.

 Vinnell Corporation 

 The biggest problem with being an habitual liar is repeat visits. So
 discovered General Powell, our Secretary of State and the Official
 White House Shoeshine Boy, on his recent return to the Holy Land.
 He should have taken it as a clue when he got booed off the stage
 at the recent AIPC (America-Israel Political Committee) shindig in
 DC. The Israelis think he's a joke, the Palestinians think he's a
 moron and Mr. Mubarek just wants to know if his check's in the mail.
 Shoeshine's such a bumbling, ineffective Doofus he's making Madeline 
 Albright look like a regular John Foster Dulles. Well, at least Joan
 Baez still believes he has potential. Kum-by-yah, y'all.

 Perhaps feeling the sting of my venon, President Yellowbelly this
 week finally gave that drunk he picked to run post-Saddam Iraq, a
 free ticket back to whatever VFW Hall dumpster he hauled him out 
 of. Him and his Bimbo sidekick - the two idiots who have made such 
 a bungled mess out of our phony liberation of Iraq. Back to licking 
 envelopes at Re-Elect Yellowbelly HQ for both of them.

 We got at least one warrior left with a hefty set of balls. Nope. 
 Don't bother with those Won't-Ask-Don't-Tell Marines or Army Rangers. 
 They had their balls cut off at the recruiting station. HER name is 
 Major Charmaine Means. That's right - a girl. When 101st Airborne 
 Major-General Dave "Dickhead" Petraeus ordered her to shut down the 
 TV station in Mosul to censor Al Jazeera's broadcasts, she told told 
 him "No way Jose." If General Dickhead wanted to play Saddam Hussein 
 he'd have to find himself another flunky to do his dirty-work. Major
 Means is an AMERICAN soldier; she ain't in the stink'n Republican
 Guard. While I'm sure they'll make her pay for it in spades, her
 courageous refusal brought the order to a halt. Meanwhile, General
 Dave is wandering around trying to remember where he left his brains.
 Check up your ass Dave. That's where you usually keep them.

 Al Jazeera News-service, as you may recall, was as deeply hated by
 Saddam Hussein as it presently is by President Yellowbelly. Yet
 another amazing similarity between the two. You'd almost think
 they were brothers. Mama Barb make any trips to Iraq in her youth?

 The World's Biggest Asshole may have made a royal mess out of Iraq
 but there is one thing that still works perfectly well over there:
 the mosques. Amidst all our deliberately inflicted chaos, daily
 prayers are still called and said as Allah provides these islands 
 of normalcy in the swirling turbulance. He welcomes his hurt and
 baffled children with open arms, offering them comfort and solace 
 in their hour of need. It is the one place both Sunnis and Sh'ias 
 can gather simply as Moslems. Saddam may have betrayed them. His 
 Republican Guard generals may have betrayed them. We Americans may 
 not give a hoot about no stink'n Ragheads. But Allah is still with 
 them. They remain his children.

 Increasingly, all sects of Islam are coming together in the mosques:
 Sunnis, Shi'as and even the Kurds. Not as seperate groups, but as a
 single entity: Iraqis. Slowly, a new Islamic Republic is emerging.
 One as opposed to the profanity of Saddam's regime as it is to our
 own obscene occupation of their nation. One with roots throughout
 the Islamic world - from Saudi Arabia to the Philipines. This wasn't
 in President Yellowbelly's Crusade Vision. But he is as helpless to
 stop it as he is to understand it. The imaginary Mr. bin Laden hiding 
 under his bed will be pleased.

 Allah's stern justice is returning with a vengence. The Mullahs are
 aggressively warning the whores, pornographers and bootleggers that
 if they don't cease and desist pronto they gonna get their clocks
 cleaned. The mullahs aren't going to wait for no American flunkies 
 to clean things up. America has already clearly demonstrated it's 
 disinterest. Fine. Iraqis will handle it themselves. And Uncle Sammy
 better keep his ass outta the way if he don't wanna get hurt.

.........................................................................

 I am a black South African, and if I were to change the names, a
 description of what is happening in the Gaza Strip and West Bank
 would describe events in South Africa.

                       - Bishop Desmond Tutu -
              describing the apartheid state of Israel
.........................................................................

                        -  MONDO VATICANO -

 While Pope Ratso the First (Cardinal Ratzinger of the Holy Inquisition)
 and his drooling Pollock dummy hid securely in their luxurious Papal
 Palace deep in the heart of Vatican State, Sister Maryanne Pierre of
 St. Raphael's Hospital in Baghdad had no such luxury. One of the little
 known spin-offs of wars is premature births. The fear does it. During 
 America's Mugging of Iraq, she had her hands full delivering babies who 
 arrived early. Like 350 in the space of two weeks! Neither Pope Ratso
 nor his cowardly Old Pollock showed up to help. They were so exhausted
 from watching the invasion of CNN they needed a vacation in Spain
 afterwards. Sister Maryanne wasn't invited along. She don't get
 vacations.

 Sister Maryanne had to dodge bullets, bombs, looters, a lack of beds
 and not enough anesthesia to get the job done but she was good for it. 
 "This is my job to stay here and help people.", she said. As short and
 sweet a Christian prayer as you're ever likely to hear - call it Sister
 Maryanne's Prayer. While she got her nursing degrees in France and the 
 States, she is a native-born Iraqi. It may be just a co-incidence but 
 a lot of the girls born in Sister Pierre's hospital are being named 
 "Maryanne". Pope Ratso and his Pollock provided no help. And the American 
 liberators have contributed little useful to the success of her efforts. 
 As far as they're concerned, she's just another Raghead.
 
                              +

 Just a few houses down from Indianapolis' St. Joan of Arc parish 
 school is a curious place called "The Dundgeon". A lady operates it 
 in her basement and it is well-known through both Yahoo and AOL 
 chatrooms. What makes it peculiar is that men go there to dress 
 up like women and be emotionally and physically abused for purposes
 of sexual gratification. It's a Dominatrix house.
 
 This has the good parishoners of St. Joan's a bit upset. Having
 a house of perverts located on the same street as their school
 in an otherwise bucolic residential neighborhood seems a bit
 inappropriate. And they were there first, afterall. But the 
 city of Indianapolis says that since no actual sexual-acts are 
 being performed in the Dominatrix house, there's little or nothing 
 they can do to protect the kids. Sounds like the Mayor is a Regular
 at The Dungeon eh. Where there's a will, there's a way. Like all 
 American politicians, Indianapolis City Hall is for-sale. Make 
 'em a bid.

                               +

 America has been a good move for Philipino priest, Fr. Ernesto 
 Villaroya. He raped a nun in California during his first posting
 and got away with. She even gave birth to Little Ernesto to
 really make him proud. A judge obligingly dismissed the lawsuit
 involving his piccadillo saying it was too old though the former
 nun involved wasn't allowed by her bishop to bring changes against
 Fr. Ernesto until well afterwards when she quit and was on her own - 
 with her new baby and no help from the diocese, of course. After
 Ernesto proudly admitted to Banging on the nun, his bishop did 
 suspend him but Ernie just ignored the order and continued in his
 priestly role just as before. No stink'n bishop's gonna tell him
 what he can and cannot do. He had to dodge the Heat back to the 
 Philipines briefly but had no problem getting back into America.
 
 Recently Dallas Bishop Charlie Grahmann felt sorry for poor 
 Ernesto the Rapist and reinstated him as a priest with a new
 parish to plunder and pillage. When word got out, he got suspended
 yet again. But Bishop Grahmann wisked him off to his buddy in
 Sacramento, the Holier-Than-Thou Jackass who tried excommunicating
 the Governor of California earlier this year. Holier-Than-Thou
 fixed him up with another new parish and he ain't answering the 
 phone. Too busy praying or golfing or something eh. No word yet 
 on what the name of the new California parish is. Somehow you 
 get the feeling Ernesto will find a way to make his presence 
 known. He's never failed to before. It's only a question of how 
 many people he'll hurt this time.

                          +

 New Boston Bishop Lennon finally found a way to stick it to
 Monsignor Mike Groden. He was one of the few Boston priests who
 was brave enough to speak out against Cardinal Bernie "The Pimp"
 Law back before Law was forced to resign his diocese in disgrace. 
 Bishop Lennon says it was unethical for Fr. Mike to be pulling
 down two paychecks for doing two jobs: one as pastor of St.
 Cecilia's in the Back Bay and another as head of the archdiocese
 Affordable Housing Agency. As excuses go that's pretty lame but
 it is Boston - the Sleeze Capital of American Catholicism - and 
 it is Bishop Lennon - our foremost Ecclesiastical Hypocrite. You
 gotta make allowances. Fr. Groden's total annual take from his 
 80-hour weeks was under $40k. Bishop Lennon didn't disclose how 
 much he's making under-the-table on this deal. That's a secret.

 I once lived just off Back Bay in nearby Roxbury, Boston's black
 ghetto. I know how important St. Cecilla's strategic position is. 
 For the ghetto people in Roxbury it is a gateway to Catholicism. 
 Being close to the campus of Northeastern University and with many
 other university campus' nearby, the neighborhood also sports many
 young people in the process of figuring out who they are. 

 It would have been far better to lose Bishop Lennon than Fr. Groden 
 under the circumstances. Bishops are a dime a dozen. Good priests 
 are priceless. And they don't come much better than Fr. Groden.

 BTW - In a recent poll, over 80% of Boston Catholics said Bernie's
       resignation was a good thing. 57% said they want to see him
       prosecuted and thrown in jail for his actions as their
       Cardinal. No wonder the coward moved to Conneticut eh.
       He can run but he can't hide. The Law has long arms.

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