Hey if I had a bear I'd teach it to be a spy on other bears and he would secrectly bring many great things. Such as pushing other bears onto mashetis and telling them that looking at the sun is what you should do for an hour before taking a dump. We would be a team and best friends. And then I of course would have to pay him with time(magazine), bear money(low grade porn), and honey nut cheerios(porn). But really its no good because Im just going to shoot him for being an idiot bear that sucks. Deep down he knew I was going to shoot him. Deep down we should've all knew. Long story short porn is really a bear's best friend.
HEY BEARS SUCK!
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