My Quotes or Bumper Stickers
Hey these are great quotes or bumper sticker or something
Quotes
- There are 3 kinds of people, those who can count and those who cant
- 42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot
- Cover me. Im changing lanes
- Dont steal. The government doesnt like competition
- DRIVE LIKE HELL!!! You'll get there
- I BRAKE FOR LAWYERS
- I BRAKE FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON
- I is a college student
- I may be slow................. but im ahead of you!!
- I said no to drugs but the wouldnt listen
- I.R.S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got
- If we stop voting will they all go away?
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather..... Not like the screaming people in his car.
- Jesus loves you...........Everyone else thinks your an asshole
- SAVE A TREE: Eat a beaver
- I used to have a handle on life... But it broke
- i souport publik edekasion
- ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR FREE HELP
- I'm driving this way to piss you off
- I'm not as think as you drunk I am
- PROCRASTINATION ASSOCIATION OF TOMORROW
- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend once.... but she left me before we met
- If at first you succeed, try not to look astonished
