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PERSONALS
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Hansome, Insecure Slob Seeks Oriental Love!
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Chris;
Minto, NB
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Unsuccessful SOB, young-looking, early 40s, 5'11", lazy, financially insecure. Enjoys flossing, farting, food, spending money and irritating old people. Seeking a Sexy Chinese lady 32-39. Has to be attractive, educated and fit for a possible relationship. Call 555-7894
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Old fat Spinster Ready for Dating!
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Claudette;
Moncton, NB
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NEVER-MARRIED CANADIAN-AMERICAN FEMALE, 59, looks younger, attractive, 4'8", family-oriented. I was brought up on a Pig Farm so I have old-fashioned values. Always in bed by nine. I think I'm affectionate and loving. Snuggle up to my moustache today! Bachelors only please. Call 555-3456
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A Man For All Reasons!
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Rex; St John's, NFLD
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A MAN FOR ALL REASONS. Handsome, active and attractive SWM, 5'11", very fit seeks generous women - I'm not greedy. I offer conversation. I'm a good listener. I can fix anything. I'm into facials, great dancing and loving. Call me on my Radio show - Kross Kountry Chek-Up, Sundays 5-6pm on CBC.
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German Brunette. Ex Air Stewardess.
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Gertrude; Koln, Germany
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German girl, 20s, looking for nice Canadian lover. I Lost leg in a motorcycle crash. I Want a happy athletic wild man. Will stump you silly. Call Gerty 011-777-788095400-77?9.
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FAT UGLY SELF EMPLOYED.
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Adelard;
Dieppe, NB
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Fat Ugly Self Employed Bachelor. Still lives at home with parents. Seeking to relive the 70's and 80s when French music ruled. Beau Dommage, 1755 and all that stuff. Female lite drinker preferred. NO drugs or hard-core prostitutes please. Call 555-43489.
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Pretty Screwed Up Canadian Shit-head.
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April;
Age 23, Napanee, ONT
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Long haired rebel. 5ft 2 singer, seeking to escape Crappy Southern Ontario for a romantic relationship with an arthritic man aged between 50 and 70 for secluded fishing trips and such.
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HANSOME BLACK & HAPPY!
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Mr Silky Pants;
Saint John, NB
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Hey Girls! You looking for some Love? Mmm! Me too! I will be only too obliged to help out! Mr Silky Pants is always home to tender loving ladies! Wanna slide between my smooth silky sheets? Call 555-HOT!
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LOVELY ASIAN GEM
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Keiko;
Bouctouche, NB
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Beautiful face, tight sexy body (accomplished martial artist), 26, sincerely sexy, intelligent and financially secure (thanks to Daddy's Fast Food Chain). Seeks similarly qualified soulmate for hardcore action! You must be handsome, athletic and hung like a Donkey (No Exceptions). Call 555-4563
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MARRIED MALE SEEKS MARRIED MALE.
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Raging Bull;
Caraquet, NB
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MARRIED MALE SEEKS MARRIED MALE For an affair. Marriage lacking intimacy despite effort; need connection, don't want divorce; physically fit and handsome for a lobster fisherman. Balding but disease free, sensitive but promiscuous. Prefers cheerful, playful cross dressers! Call 555-44421
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LESBIAN GARDENING FREAK.
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Janice;
Moncton, NB
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I'm seeking a nice lady who is into herb gardening, reading, writing, movies, other good stuff. I have lots of hair. Let's get together to chat and indulge. The garden awaits! Call 555-HERB
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Cute Sailor Girl Seeks Fun On The High Seas!
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Debbie;
Flatulence Cove, NFLD
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Hardy Sea Faring Female Seeks Frolics Aboard A Boat! Grab my moustache and have your way with me today. Likes fishing, hunting and belching like a bugger! Call 555-7890
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12.
Nice Girls Fart Last!
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Devinity, 27;
Halifax, NS
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NICE GIRLS Fart LAST? Not me! One good fart deserves another I say! I appreciate my multi-farters to be tall, and good hearted, definately not boring. Call 555-FART
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13.
Sad, Introverted Male Seeks Sad Introverted female.
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Barry;
Moncton, NB
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Um, er... Uh.. Well umm.. Shoot! Hmm... Call me?
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Busty Babe Looking For Good Times.
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Dixie;
Moncton, NB
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Hi Dixie here. I thought I'd be different and show you all my cleavage. Beats looking at my face doesn't it! Not that you would have noticed it anyway seeing as I am so well endowed! O.K. boys lets meet. If you have what I'm looking for then you won't be disappointed right? Right! Call 555-BUST
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