* The Shit Awards! *

Highlights include...

Yep, it's that time of year again- the time when all that was totally shite during the year is gathered together in a huge steamy pile. You guessed it- IT'S THE SHIT AWARDS!! This year, we've been inundated with crap... from the months that've recently passed, and a whole crock o' shit from last year!!
Below we have our full coverage of the now infamous "Shit Awards"... enjoy!!

DUMBEST LYRICS - CONTENDERS
"I'm just sipping on camomile" - No Doubt, hey baby
"Find a honey that's standing on a wall" - Christina blah, A.M to P.M
"FINE TIME! HOPE LINE!" - Misteeq, um, be with me?
I am a marching band" - R. Kelly, The Greatest. Yeh, sure you are, R.

AND THE WINNER IS: R. Kelley, for all of your lyrics to "The Greatest", sure... you're a tall tree...

SHITTEST FILM
No contenders for this one, becuase we were afraid harry potter would zap us with his flippendo.
Instead, the title goes straight to "Freddy got fingered" The worst pile of teenage sickness ever to grace the silver (well... greyish) screen.

BEST WORST BAND
Oh dear, T.V stars turned pop stars. Didn't you learn from P.J and Duncan? Yes... it's our "best friends", AllStars. Oh dear God... no....

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