* Celeb Scandals! *

"icon", "diva", "entertainer". All words commonly associated with superstar singer, madonna. Recently, however, the only words being connected with her have been "crazy", "pyscho" and "She's lost it", after the news broke that she has left her husband and children to set up home with a spanish guitar she calls "Ricco".
Our picture is the ONLY press release she and Ricco have issued so far... so stay tuned!

He's used to dealing with arms, but who expected this? President Bush has been fitted with a spare pair of hands to deal with all his engagements.
Sick and tired of saying:

"I've only got one pair of hands!"

the President called in his experts to make him some more. Bush will certainly be armed and dangerous next time he's called upon!

call it "Eggplant", call it "aubergine", call it whatever the hell you like, we all know you eat them... Unless you're superficial babe, Pamela Anderson.
the woman made famous for her role in baywatch (or was it the breasts?) is now known to sport an accesory not much larger than the red swimsuit that shot her to fame. So what is it you cry?
Yes, it's true. She's sprouted an eggplant!!

Pammie is sensitive about her latest "growth", and denies it's a publicity stunt to push her latest film:

"Harry potter and the Lord of the Aubergines"

Sales of the purple plant have more than tripled since Miss Anderson revealed her new look, we just hope people are eating them... rather than wearing them.

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