*The Weather!*
Yep, brought to you by our "eye that's a lie in the sky", Not The News's weather report has become an infamous account of the days expectations... read on and prepare!!
This week there is likely to be lots of sunshine. Cue lots of old men wearing ill-fitting shorts and (gasp!) no shirts. Put the beer bellies AWAY, people!
It is raining by the seaside however. Raining shit from overhead seagulls that is....
Back to the STUDIO!!!