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Name:
Chris Helme
Age:
26
Email:
chrisawf13@yahoo.com
Method of Destruction:
Drums
Can YOU do the Milano Mosh?
Yup
Why S.O.D.? You could have been in a Poison cover band.
Mostly because they confront such important social issues and their political stances are so well explained through their lyrics. OK, that's bullshit, it's because they piss off lots of people, and I think it's fucking funny.
Which S.O.D. song can you most identify with? Why?:
Milano Mosh because I think it's funny when people think they're harsh, and once you call them on their bullshit, they puss out.
OK, word association. I say a word, and you tell me the first thing that comes to your mind...
ready?
GO!
1.Mullet: YOU ARE GAY!
2.Scenester: Fag
3.Hippy: Trees
4.Mosh: Caught in a...
5.Not: You're cool...
6.NASCAR: People racing around in a circle... To where?
7.Taint: What is it?
8.Rubberhead: T.J.
9.Milk: Allison
10.The: Camel Boy
Name 5 bands who should be destroyed & why:
1. Limp Bizkit, because Fred Durst is true metal's antichrist.
2. System of a Down, because they have a shirt that says S.O.D., and that's blasphemy.
3. Static X, because the singer looks like the Slim Jim guy & he sucks.
4. Metallica, because they have sold their souls. Nice hair guys.
5. P. Diddy because... well, that should be obvious
Which "Ballad of" song are you most eagerly anticipating?:
The Ballad of Osama bin Laden
Complete the following sentences in your own words...
1. If you can't say something nice...say something so rude, it hurts someone's feelings.
2. All I want for Christmas is...Playstation 2.
3. The local music scene...is fucking gay, and full of douche bags.
4. I want 5 minutes alone in a room with...Fred Durst and a baseball bat.
5. When faced with someone who annoys me, I...make them feel so uncomfortable they have to leave in utter shame, and if that doesn't work, threaten them with bodily harm.
Any last words?
Come to our shows so I can throw sticks at you.
