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Name:
Jon Helme
Age:
22
Email:
JonAWF1@aol.com
Method of Destruction:
Guitar
Can YOU do the Milano Mosh?
Yes.
Why S.O.D.? You could have been in a Def Leppard cover band.
Because our drummer has TWO arms
Which S.O.D. song can you most identify with? Why?:
Freddy Kruger, because I like nightmares.
OK, word association. I say a word, and you tell me the first thing that comes to your mind...
ready?
GO!
1.Mullet: Business on top, party in the back.
2.Scenester: New Bedford
3.Hippy: Trees
4.Mosh: Milano
5.Not: Not
6.NASCAR: Juckets
7.Taint: My Balls
8.Rubberhead: Charlie
9.Milk: It does a body good
10.The: Camel Boy
Name 5 bands who should be destroyed & why:
1. Limp Bizkit, because they smoke poles.
2. King Diamond, because George likes them.
3. Disturbed, because of the monkey song (Ohh ah ah ah ahhh...)
System of a down, because they're retarded.
5. Godsmack, because of the line "I'm alive, and still kickin'"
Which "Ballad of" song are you most eagerly anticipating?:
The Ballad of boy bands.
Complete the following sentences in your own words...
1. If you can't say something nice...shut the fuck up.
2. All I want for Christmas is...George's front teeth.
3. The local music scene...licks the sweat off my vanilla salty balls.
4. I want 5 minutes alone in a room with...a baseball bat & the 5 groups I listed above.
5. When faced with someone who annoys me, I...give them a poo poo lip. (don't ask)
Any last words?
No.
Oh wait...
Cock fingers to the wind.
