WHITE PUNCH BUGGY NO PUNCH BACKS!!! Hey there, well the bug has hit us, we're obsessed with hitting eachother whenever we see one of these silly cars. So of course this gave us an idea........ BSB BUMPER STICKERS!!! We decided to put our heads together (again) and think up bumper stickers that the BSB would use, so here's the results...

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AJ BUMPER STICKERS
"Don't laugh...your daughter could be inside." (Jen's Fave)
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am." (Carli's Fave)
"Horn broken. Watch for finger."
"Did somebody say McDonalds?!?"
"Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you."
"Lead me not into temptation...I can find it myself."
"So many pedestrians..... (sp?) so little time."
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. YES is the answer."
"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."
"The word today is "Legs"...Spread the word."
"Learn from your parents mistakes....use birth control."
"Drink till she's cute but stop before the wedding."
"Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon."
"No one's a virgin, life screws us all."
"I'm having a party in my pants....wanna come?"
"Pity the poor egg, it only gets laid once."
"If you marry for money...well, that's one less thing you'll have to worry about."
"If money isn't everything then why do we need it to GET everything?"
"I was born free...now I'm just expensive."
"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
"To all you virgins...thanks for nothin."
"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children."
"Luvs a sensation caused by temptation. A guy stix his location in a girls destination 2 increase the population 4 the next generation-do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?"
"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them."
"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

NICK BUMPER STICKERS
"A day with out sunshine is like...ya know...night." (Carli and Jen's Fave)
"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?"
"Package...B-O-X"
"I'm a road hog.... MOOOOOOOOOO!"
"It's not easy being dumb...but somebody's gotta do it?!?!!"
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?"
"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."
"If vegetarians only eat vegetables...what do humanitarians eat?"
"If at first you do succeed...try not to look astonished."
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded."
"I can only please one person per day, today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either."
"Does fuzzy logic tickle?"
"I think I've lost my mind...something that small is easy to misplace."
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns...do the rest have to drown too?"
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"Believe me, I'm really quiet and peaceful till I wake up."
"I know the speed of lights...so what's the speed of dark?"
"Mental back-up in progress....DO NOT DISTURB!"
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."
"I'm not a complete idiot....some parts are missing."
"You're just jealous cause the voices talk to me."
"One day my ship will come in, but with my luck I'll be at the airport."
"Ever stop to think and forget to start again?"
"When in charge, ponder. When in trouble, delegate. When in doubt,mumble."
"What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?"

BRIAN BUMPER STICKERS
"Jesus is coming...look busy."
"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."
"Growing old is mandatory, growing UP is optional!" (Carli and Jen's Fave)
"No Travelling!"
"I-Rok!"
"Gotta be KD!"
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
"Sex on the television can't hurt you unless you fall off."
"If I follow you home, will you keep me?"
"I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant."
"I intend to live forever...so far, so good."
"When all else fails...read the instructions."
"Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired."
"Follow your dreams...except for that one where you show up on my front porch naked...well actually follow that one too!"
"Life is a free circus...all you have to do is pay attention."
"If you don't think God has a good sense of humor, take a good look around you."
"If this was a logical world, men would ride side saddle."
"We are the people our parents warned us about."
"What is Mind? Doesn't matter. What is matter? Nevermind."
"Silence is golden...but shouting is fun."
"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana."
"Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
"If you don't want to listen, then close your ears."
"Heck was created for those who believe in Gosh."
"I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck."

HOWIE BUMPER STICKERS
"We're all beautiful in our own way - my way just happens to be shorter." (Carli and Jen's Fave)
"When you do good deeds, get a receipt -- in case heaven is like the IRS."
"How we doin' sweetheart?"
"If life throws you a lemon...duck."
"Keep The Backstret Pride Alive!"
"hey I'm average height....Yeah for a woman"
"I'm a lover, not a fighter"
"Watch the hair"
"Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in pain."
"If you don't know what you're doing...do it neatly."
"For people who like peace and quiet....a phoneless cord."
"It's not hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere."
"GAY ABANDON: Homosexual repellant perfume."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should've been more specific."
"Smile...it increases your value."
KEVIN BUMPER STICKERS
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton." (Carli and Jen's Fave)
"You have the right to your own opinions. I just don't want to hear them."
"Stop talking, I'm out of asperin."
"It's not easy Being perfect"
"Complaints about my driving?....Call 1-800-BITE-ME"
"Ohmygoodness, ohmysoul, there goes Kenny down the hole....glug...glug"
"I'm not deaf....I'm ignoring you."
"If everything seems to be going your way, you have obviously overlooked something."
"There cannot be a crisis today, my schedule is full."
"Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else."
"I'd look on the bright side, if I could find it."
"Life's a bitch...then you get slapped by one."
"If you think everything is going well, then you obviously don't know where the hell you're going."
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"
"According to my calculations...the problem doesn't exist."
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as much as you want."

We've even thouhgt up of some Aaron ones (even though he can't drive yet)....

AARON CARTER BUMPER STICKERS
"If you think I'm cute you should see my brother"
"Just Shake it!"
"Wanna see me Comb my hair really fast?" (from Jonny Bravo...Aarons Fave cartoon)