HOW TO SNAG A.J.
1. Challenge him to a game of billiards. If he wins, he gets to
take you out. If YOU win, he gets to take you out! Sounds fair, right?
2. Tell him you're a professional tattoo artist and that you
think an eagle would look great on his _____. (Fill in the blank!)
3. At their concert, hold up a sign that says, "Hey A.J.!! Bone THIS!" with an arrow pointing towards you.
4. Get front row tickets to a BSB concert and keep waving a double quarter pounder with cheese in his face. The temptation will be too great for him to resist!
5. Since he used to be a puppeteer, ask him if he's good with his hands at anything else! ;)
6. Have somebody tell him that Gwen Stefani is waiting for him in his dressingroom. When he comes in, tell him she went back to Gavin, but never mind her... YOU'RE in his dressing room now... how convenient!
HOW TO SNAG BRIAN
1. At their concert, make a huge sign that reads, "You and I can B-ROKing it tonight! Call me at (put your number here)...!!!"
2. Invite him to play golf with you. At the course, drive the golf cart to a secluded spot and let the engine die then innocently tell him you must've "ran out of gas"...
3. Just one word... CHOCOLATE! (Use your imagination!) ;)
4. Challenge him to a little "one-on-one"... and we DON'T mean basketball...
5. Leave a trail of macaroni and cheese from his hotel room to your house and wait. He'll get there sooner than you think!
HOW TO SNAG HOWIE
1. Bring along a pair of handcuffs and suggest that you two re-create a steamy scene from Cop and a Half...
2. Ask him to show you how he got the nickname "Latin Lover"!
3. Convince him that you're a Calvin Klein photographer and that he's just been chosen to be their new underwear model... then hand him a pair of tight briefs and get your zoom lens ready!
4. Since he has a habit of fallling off the stage, just follow his every move at a BSB concert and make sure to be waiting underneath him with open arms... just in case! ;)
5. Tell him you've got V.I.P. passes to THE hottest club in town... even if you don't dance, you can have one helluva time watching HIM "get down"!!
6. Scream, "BITE ME BABY!" at him whenever they perform Everybody live.
You can provide the fangs... just avoid the urge to lick his fingers!
HOW TO SNAG KEVIN
1. Challenge him to a game of "touch football". Tackle him at every opportunity, even if he DOESN'T have the ball!
2. Since he loves home cooking, tell him you're great in the kitchen... oh yeah, and you can cook too...
3. Smear peanut butter all over your body and make sure you're visible to him. Then sit back and watch him come running to you drooling!
4. Tell him you'd like to "produce" with him...
5. Lay down a little carpet on the floor and say, "If you'll be Alladin, I'll be Jasmine!"
6. Convince him that you're one of the judges for the Mr. Body Beautiful pageant and that you're there to check out his goods...bring a clipboard for authenticity!
