Email from: gitta i cryder
Prez Bill meets Dr. Seuss
Mr. Clinton:
I did not do that here or there!
I did not do that anywhere!
I went not near her giant hair!
I did not join - even for fun,
The Mile High Club in Air Force One,
So stow your feathers and your tar,
I did not do her, Starr you are!
Mr. Starr:
Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek beneath her skirt?
And did you tell the girl to lie,
When called upon to testify?
Mr. Clinton:
That is it, you've gone too far!
I do not like you Starr you are!
I will not answer any more!
In fact, I think I'll start a war!
The public's easy to distract,
When bombs are falling on Iraq!
