Grandpa got run over by a beer truck (beer truck)
Coming out of Woody's Christmas Day (day)
Grandma got a job out at the brewery
I never knew that she could drive that way

Grandpa was out drinking with the floozies (babes)
Spending all of Grandma's hard earned dough (raha)
He didn't have enough to pay the bar tab (uh-oh)
So Woody tossed him out into the snow (aaaah!)
Grandpa stood there frozen in the headlights
He looked just as helpless as a deer
I don't think he was afraid of dying (uh-uh)
I think he was afraid he'd spill his beer (no!)

Grandpa got run over by a beer truck
Coming out of Woody's Christmas Day
Grandma got a job out at the brewery
I never knew that she could drive that way

Who'd have thought he'd end up as a road kill (I do)
She flattened him right on the center line (ughh!)
He could have made it to the curb if he were quicker (go, Gramps, go!)
But she backed it up and squashed him one more time (owww!)
Grandma cried and cried at Grandpa's funeral
Not because we peeled him off the road
All the loot she got from his insurance
Went to pay the bar tab that he owed

Grandpa got run over by a beer truck
Coming out of Woody's Christmas Day
Grandma got a job out at the brewery
I never knew that she could drive that way
I never knew that she could drive that way
I never knew that she could drive that way