The Clinton Hymn

[Sung to the tune: The Marine Hymn]

From our home down in Arkansas
To our house in old DC,
We have brought our dirty laundry
For all of you to see.
We will lie to keep our freedom
Cause we really dig this scene.
We may not have any honor
But Man, we're really keen.

Here's to Hillary and Albert Gore,
Who are all proud to have served.
Honesty may not be our greatest trait
But we sure do have some nerve.
It's really and truly great
To be the Commander-In-Chief.
It's sorta like a prison
That's being headed by a thief.