"Brad, WHERE do you find these MARKS!?"
"Hey brotha, buy a picture"
"Shit, we forgot our mark repellant!"
"I-ahn Sheek, formah dubb-u dubb-u eff champ-yahn"
"Yeah, but…at least they used barbed wire and stuff."
"That match…didn't suck!"
In response to Brad bitching about the PWI Year-End Awards:
"Well, the fans voted on it…I guess"
"Brad, are you ever gonna leave that trick alone?"
On whether or not there is a God:
"Well, somebody had to put all this shit here!"
On the making of a third Beethoven movie:
"Who the fuck wants to see the 1st and 2nd Beethoven movies?!"
(Preface: sometimes we get to telling stories about our other friends while on the road, and well…some of us have some pretty freaky friends.) So this guy is with his girl getting a certain part of his anatomy hummed. He gets a little trigger-happy and pops one in the girl's mouth. Later on the guy kisses the girl and a little…residue you might say, ends up in his own mouth. Brad speculates that "I guess he just got caught up in the moment." King retorts "Dude there ain't enough moment in the world for me to do that shit!"
"I guess she just couldn't hold her jizz."