Why do Blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" so they turned around and went home.
What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
"Oh look, daddy ... doughnut seeds."
Why did the Blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a FAX?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't Blondes dial 911?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone!
What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy, she's got a grenade in her mouth!
How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
There is white out all over the monitor.
How do you get a Blonde on the roof?
Tell her the drinks are on the house
Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said "Oh, look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward and said "Where, where?"
A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21". A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also starts jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21". Suddenly, the brunette hears a train whistle, and she jumps off the tracks just as the Blonde is splattered all over the place. The brunette goes back to jumping from rail to rail, counting, "22" "22" "22".
How do you drown a Blonde?
Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular
one?
You have to hollow out the head.
How do you get a twinkle in a Blondes eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
