The Hungry Monkey
A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The man sits
down and orders a beer. As the man is drinking his beer, the monkey
starts jumping around and eating various things from bar. Then the
monkey jumps over to a pool table, picks up the cue ball and swallows
it. The bartender looks at the man and says "Did you see what your
monkey just did?" The man said "No, what?". The bartender said "Your
monkey just swallowed the cue ball from the pool table." The man said
"I'm real sorry, but the monkey is going thru a stage where he eats
everything that he sees, and I will be glad to pay you for the cue
ball."
A couple of weeks later the man comes back in with his monkey, sits
down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps to the bar and
goes over and picks up a cherry, sticks it up his butt, takes it out
and eats it. The bartender seeing this says "Hey man, did you see what
your monkey just did?" The man replied "No, what?" The bartender said
"Your monkey just picked up a cherry, stuck it up his butt, took it
out and ate it, gross." The man replied "Ever since he swallowed that
cue ball, he measures everything first."
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