~~~~~~The~Lock~Nest~Monster~~~~~
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was
attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossedhim
and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. The monster then
opened its mouth while waiting below to swallow man and boat.
As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the open
jaws of the ferocious beast he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
Suddenly, the scene froze in place. As the atheist hung in midair, a
booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I thought you didn't
believe in Me!"
"God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded, "Just seconds ago I
didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
"Well," said God, "now that you are a believer you must understand
that
I won't work miracles to snatch you from certain death in the jaws of
the monster, but I can change hearts. What would you have me do?"
The atheist thinks for a minute and then says, "God, please have the
Loch Ness Monster believe in You also." God replies, "So be it."
The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling towards the
ravenous jaws of the ferocious beast.
Then the Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord,
bless this food You have so graciously provided....."
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