(The Unofficial) "Alfalfa Language Tutorial"

Here is how to speak (or interpret) the Alfalfa Language that Maxine uses when she calls the The Big Show. When thinking (or speaking) of a word, come to the first vowel.....insert "LF", then the preceding vowel after the "f", then complete the word.

EXAMPLE: 1 ......Big would be Bil-fig .........EXAMPLE:2.......Radio would be Ral-fadio........... EXAMPLE: 3......Car would be Cal-far............EXAMPLE:4........Mug would be Mul-fug...............

Single, or two syllable words are the easiest. Beyond that it can get more difficult. In the case of Maxine's name...

Mal-faxine Pal-fayne.......Jackie (of the Big Show)...Jal-fackie.......

These are just a few example to get you started. Soon, Maxine herself will send me the complete instructions for posting. Until then, just practice and see what fun you can have. CAUTION: Avoid words with "art", or "uck" for obvious reasons.

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