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(Welcome To Maxine's Page)
"Malfaxine Paylfane"
"Who?, What the.....oh........, Maxine........the little lady who calls The Big Show and talks that crazy "alfalfa" language to JohnBoy & Billy. Yeah, I remember now. Who is she and what the heck is all that crazy talk anyway?" Well friends, Maxine Payne is now featured on the World Wide Web. Here, you will find out a little about Maxine, will find a short tutorial on the "Alfalfa Language", see a few pics of Maxine and find out how to get in touch with her!
Special Thanks From Rick The Webmaster:
Special thanks to The Honorable Cecil Underwood, Governor Of The State Of West Virginia for the autographed photo. Also a special "Hat's Off" to Ms. Jennifer Kinsey of The Governors Office. It's been a few years since my last visit to the Great State Of West Virginia but I plan on visiting soon! Thalfanks and Lolfove To Yolfou To Maxine!
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Tolfo Malfaxine's Palfage Since
3/23/99
