Bill's a Deceiver

Sung to the tune: I'm a Believer

I'm so sick of Bill spinning fairy tales
I just wish that he'd simply let us be
Oh, Bill is such a liar
That's the way it seems
I'm so fed up with all of his schemes

Oh I heard Bill speak
Yes, Bill's a deceiver
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm appalled
Bill's a deceiver, I couldn't trust him if I tried

I'm sick of Bill lying 'bout everything
He's so slick he may never get caught
Why does Bill keep lying
Why can't he refrain
Won't he stop saying he feels our pain

Oh I heard Bill speak
Yes, Bill's a deceiver
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm appalled
Bill's a deceiver, I couldn't trust him if I tried

Oh, Bill is such a liar
That's the way it seems
I'm so fed up with all of his schemes

Oh I heard Bill speak
Yes, Bill's a deceiver
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm appalled
Bill's a deceiver, I couldn't trust him if I tried.