I am the Liberal Agenda.
(Thou shalt have no other gods before me.)

Thou shalt not make unto thyself any graven image upon the earth
(excepting ocean-front property in Corolla, NC.)

Thou shalt not take the name of the Democrat Party in vain.
(OK to tell vicious lies about Republican Party.)

Remember the anniversary of your first Issue "flip-flop" and keep it holy.

Honor thy Home District
(by staying as far away as possible.)

Thou shalt not kill criminals convicted of heinous crimes.
(but feel free to kill human fetuses of all ages.)

Thou shalt not commit adultery upon thy constituents
(unless self-promotion deems it necessary.)

Thou shalt not steal
(except through graduated taxation.)

Thou shalt not give false testimony
(except on loan documents.)

Thou shalt not covet anything that is thy neighbors
(except for the express purpose of wealth redistribution.)