I feel So Sorry for This Guy

This is Ben Savage, star of that way cool show, Boy Meets World

Let me tell you how sorry I feel for this kid. It's bad enough that he works on such a lame show, but he also has to spend every waking day with that queen whore topanga..and kiss her and stuff. Yuck. He also gets to put up with whatever flavor of the month she drags in. I bet his life is a living nightmare. But wait..it gets worse..


This picture scares me to no end

See what they put this poor boy through? Look at this picture! It's not like he's on some respectable show anyway, but when they put him in a position where a picture can even be TAKEN that looks like this..that's just wrong, man... wrong..


I thought the last one was bad..this one is even worse. Topanga must get a cheap thrill out of seeing him with stupid hats on.

I talked a little bit with Mr. Savage, because i was so concerned with him..here is part of the convo:
Amanda: Ben, how is it working with Topanga, Queen Whore?
Ben: TERRIBLE..she's so dirty..
Amanda: Is that so?
Ben: Yeah...it takes all i have to kiss her like I do. She's gotten a real fondness for Funions all of a sudden. And Dr. Pepper..
Amanda: DR. PEPPER?? That reminds me..what do you think of Lance?
Ben: LANCE? Oh that poor guy, i feel so bad for him..
Amanda: Why's that?
Ben: Because I know what it's like to kiss her...{Starts to choke and then throws up}
Amanda: Ben..are you Okay?
Ben: Sorry..sometimes I think about kissing that Funion Breath and i get a little queasy..where were we?
Amanda: We were talking about the Queen Whore and my Lance..
Ben: oh yeah..Well don't worry too much about it..he'll be gone in a month.. just like Rider [Strong], and Matt [Lawrence], and Will [Fridele], and William [Daniels]
Amanda: Wait..i'm not familiar with that one..who is that?
Ben: You know...plays Mr. Feeny
Amanda: Umm..I'm going to leave on that note..that's a little yucky for me..

So, In this big mess that is Boy Meets World, or, As I like to call it, Topanga's Corner, who is the real victim? Ben Savage. So here is one more Picture of him to set you on your way:


umm....Ben Savage in a wifebeater..forget Lance, the whore can have him..give me some of this...*ahem*..

Do you Feel REALLY bad for Ben? Well why don't you send him a little pity card or letter? Here is the address:
Boy Meets World
Ben Savage
c/o Touchstone Television
500 S. Buena Vista St.
Burbank CA 91521

Send him your condolences-We're going to!

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