Lance hits the Big 2-0
Who's got a Birthday? Lancie has a birthday
So it's May 4th, and Lancie is having a birthday! But what do we
get the Boy who has Everything for his birthday? It was a hard decision,
in part because he has sold out. A couple of months ago, we would have
had no problem..but it was a little bit harder now. We went
to Stone and Thomas and looked at the Tommy wear, but then
we looked at the tag and thought..nah, not worth it. So here
are some gifts that are not expensive, not classy, but nevertheless from the heart :)
Some cool Sandals. From K-Mart. Why shop at a real store when you can
shop at K-mart.
A Garth Brooks CD...Already have it? TOO bad. You get another one.
A trip to the Free Clinic..to make sure that To-Bang-er didn't give
you her gift early..stupid ho anyway.
A horse. His name is Murphey. Take good care of him. Make him step on Busta. Excuse
the little person on the horse, that's who we stole him from.
Some wine coolers. Yeah, we aren't old enough to get them, thanks..and you aren't
old enough to drink them. But we have our sources. Oh yes, we do. So drink up.
And the last Birthday present we have for you is..
ME!!
Geez Lance, don't act so happy..I'm not that good of a present :)
WE LOVE YOU!
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