Happy Birthday, Mr. Chasez
Well Our Dear Mr. JC is 23 today. So here is a tiny birthday shout out, just for
him!
What can you give the guy who has everything? Well I'm sure that my
dear sister would have some good ideas, but she's not here, so I asked
Joey to help me pick out some gifts *Small children or those of you
with heart problems: LEAVE NOW*
Joey, when i asked him to help me. He was happy to oblige.
"What is a par-tay without beer?" Joey says.
Some cheap whores. 2 of them, so they can double up!
PIZZA!!!
A big ol Pendent. So he can match Joey and Justy. You can never
have enough Big Necklaces. Joey: ::whispers in that loud Joey voice::
"CHICKS DIG BIG NECKLACES"
And last but not least, and against my better judgement, I give him:
SARAH, MY SIS!
Oh, what a happy birthday you will have! Happy Birthday JC :)
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