Top Ten reasons why Chris would love me

10. I like hockey--although that would be bad if the Devs and the Pens ever had to play eachother in the playoffs.
9. I'm hyper and weird
8. I have a weird/sick sense of humour. wierd must be the word of the day
7. Even if he didn't like me, i have an older sister that's about his age.
6. Because my hair smells like papaya!?i dunno, it just needed another reason
5. I wouldn't use him like other ppl.
4. I live semi-near Pennsylvania, not too far from his mom and sisters. Easier to get home.
3. I have a car--ok, will have a car, not a great one, a 93 caymen green thunderbird, but hey, it's a car
2. I think the Simpsons are da bomb...sorry amanda--i needed the justin talk
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY CHRIS WOULD LOVE ME IS...
VERY SICK(fooled you--keep scrollin down)...

1. I could keep him feelin young, ifyouknowwhatimean.

WHY IT WOULDNíT WORK OUT BETWEEN LANCE AND NICK

10. Nick doesnít dig guys with low voices.
9. Guys arenít Lanceís bag baby.
8. Howie's not puttin out
7. Mangement wouldnít allow it.
6. Nickís got Howie.
5. Lance has Joey.
4. Lance has Amanda. (Hi!!!!!)
3. Joey would eat anybody that came near his Lancie-poo(fu).
2. Theyíre both blondes--not gonna go there.

And the #1 reason is...

1. Lance beat out Nick for the job w/Avon, so Nick wonít talk to him.

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