Let's find out what their names REALLY mean...
CHRISTOPHER ALAN KIRKPATRICK
From the Early Icelandic root meaning "Air Tainter"
Expression
Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick does things with minor children illegal in 48 states.
Personality
Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick would not be a good candidate to babysit your children.
Natural
Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick has no table manners.
Emotional
Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick does stupid things to impress people.
Character
Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick is a friggin' coward.
Physical
Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick is basically ugly and unwanted.
Mental
Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick is a lousy flatulating drunk.
Motivation
Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick has a liking for sex with dead bodies.
JUSTIN RANDALL TIMBERLAKE
From the Polish root meaning "Crooked Son-of-a-B***h"
Expression
Justin Randall Timberlake is into sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.
Personality
JustinRandall Timberlake should be monitored around naked sheep.
Natural
Justin Randall Timberlake likes sheep - perhaps too much.
Emotional
Justin Randall Timberlake is unmistakebly cold-hearted.
Character
Justin Randall Timberlake is a friggin' coward.
Physical
Justin Randall Timberlake is often violently flatulent.
Mental
Justin Randall Timberlake isn't overwhelmingly intelligent.
Motivation
Justin Randall Timberlake is terribly overweight.
JOSEPH ANTHONY FATONE, JR.
From the Polish root meaning "Complete B_s_ard"
Expression
Joseph Anthony Fatone, Jr. is into sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.
Personality
Joseph Anthony Fatone, Jr. has more answers than Carter's has pills.
Natural
Joseph Anthony Fatone, Jr. is pale and sickly.
Emotional
Joseph Anthony Fatone, Jr. is lazy and co-dependant.
Character
Joseph Anthony Fatone, Jr. brings others down.
Physical
Joseph Anthony Fatone, Jr. has breath that could drop buffalo.
Mental
Joseph Anthony Fatone, Jr. once killed a man for the fun of it.
Motivation
Joseph Anthony Fatone, Jr. belongs in a petting zoo.
JOSHUA SCOTT CHASEZ
From the Polish root meaning "Complete Basta_d"
Expression
Joshua Scott Chasez is into sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.
Personality
Joshua Scott Chasez is childish and immature.
Natural
Joshua Scott Chasez regularly practice cannibalism.
Emotional
Joshua Scott Chasez hates his Pastor.
Character
Joshua Scott Chasez starts most of the arguments.
Physical
Joshua Scott Chasez has a problem with body odor.
Mental
Joshua Scott Chasez is a mean Son-of-a-B***h.
Motivation
Joshua Scott Chasez has a major ego problem.
JAMES LANCE BASS
From the Polish root meaning "Ugly Mutha"
Expression
James Lance Bass is a damn dirty kleptomaniac.
Personality
James Lance Bass has more answers than Carter's has pills.
Natural
James Lance Bass has no table manners.
Emotional
James Lance Bass does stupid things to impress people.
Character
James Lance Bass brings others down.
Physical
James Lance Bass has breath that could drop buffalo.
Mental
James Lance Bass has a horrible, horrible body odor.
Motivation
James Lance Bass has a liking for sex with dead bodies.
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