--a horse saddle: he seems like he likes to ride it, ifyouknowwhatimsayin.
Justin
--a soccer ball: this is kinda obvious, but a soccer ball is white, but tries to act ghetto (wow, that fits justin to a t)
--a jock strap: i know, i know, it's a little sick. but, if u talk to the three webmasters of this page, you see that we all find justin the most annoying person, and according to guys that do sports, they're annoying.
Chris
--i'm gonna have to go with a goalie's jersey for soccer. they're the only different jersey out there, and chris always tries to be different.
Joey
--any type of sport shoe: i'm goin out on a limb here, and gonna say that he smells bad, so that's why i'm going with the foot apparell. (sorry amanda--i'm gonna get a wv beat down later)
Lance
--i'm having a mental breakdown for lance.