A fool and his money are my best friends
It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
Change is inevitable... except for vending machines
Money isn't everything...but it sure keeps the kids in touch!
Hit me, I need money
Thank God for the IRS. Without them I'd be stinking rich!
If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
A fool and his money are soon partying
IF YOU'RE RICH, I'M SINGLE
